Good pickup line -> Hey u look almost as good as Miss P/Pink Lolly

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some of these pickup lines are mad funny.......but which ones are REAListic?

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Originally posted by Excite You're kidding right? Just being yourself is the worst advice I've heard. If I was to be myself I would be a nice intellectual guy, women aren't attracted to that! You will never get with any women being Mr. Nice Guy. You must have no experience at all. How old are you? 12?

u dont know me if im nice or bad..u know wat i mean...and im not 12, im 18, and i dont go on da net 4 some fucking cheesy pickup lines from ppl...just be urself...get it???

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When will you learn there are no "magic pick-up lines.."

If both of you like each other and are interested in each other, the magic will come on its own.

If you just wanna fuck or a "quick fling" then get drunk, go to a club where there are lots of drunk girls, and grab 'em. That will relieve some pressure on your balls.

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Originally posted by Miss Proximus it's kinda obvious that u just want to know, but i'd think it's so sweet that i'd give the guy a chance

This was the point of the whole post...cute sweet pickup lines that women like. Not pickup lines that get you slapped.

iz quite simple, really, u just say: "sex?"
if she doesnt slap u, ur in for a real good time, and if she DOES slap u, well, u saved a lot of time

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Originally posted by Excite You're kidding right? Just being yourself is the worst advice I've heard. If I was to be myself I would be a nice intellectual guy, women aren't attracted to that! You will never get with any women being Mr. Nice Guy. You must have no experience at all. How old are you? 12?

Haha, dude you're so right Women like to think they want a nice guy who'll take care of 'em and understand them and all that. What they really want is a good shag who their friends will be jelous of [prepares for multiple forum slaps]

Sexism aside, just make them take notice. You're not going to make them want to jump into bed with you with one line (well I can but I'm not telling the rest of you losers how.). It's all about the first 15 seconds. Make them take notice then you've got all the time in the world to be yourself.

listen here. this works 100%

when it's raining outside, and you see a girl walking without an umbrella, just come up to her, give her your umbrella, and walk with her wherever she is going. But don't ask her if she wants your umbrella, cause she'll say no, just give it to her and say something like 'i don't want you to get all wet'.
it's been proven to work 100%, so good luck

as for all those pick up lines, i think they are all cheesy and they show that you can't say what's really on your mind. i find it very nice when a guy just looks into my eyes and says "i find you very attractive, would you like to have a coffee with me sometime" - very simple and nice.

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hmmm i like the one about "hey you see my friend over there...he wants to know if you think im cute". obviously she knows you want to know for yourself but i think it would get a chuckle out of her if you did it the right way. i dont really use pick up lines, you have to give them the magic look. like someone said before, its all about the eyes. youll know if the magic is there from the first time you look into each others eyes. the music in a club or whatever just goes away and alls you notice is her staring at you and you staring at her. whoa sorry got carried away

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Originally posted by Phazon Someone mentioned it a while ago..and i still find it funny . Go upto a girl and simply be like... " Fuck me if im wrong, But is your name Yolanda ?"

LMAO.. what the hell is this phazon... hahahahhahahahhahahhahaha

YOLANDA.. what kinda name is that??
at least come up with a common name .. heheh

to me , when a guy just says something funny, it kills me,,i like it!

as a bartender i get all these weirdddddddddd pick up lines..and it is ridiculous.. but this one guy said to me the other day ..."i dont like cheesy pick up lines so...WOULD YOU MARRY ME?".. i thaught this was so hilarious.. but cute.!! ....

xoxo Ur Dream Grl

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Originally posted by Ur Dream Grl LMAO.. what the hell is this phazon... hahahahhahahahhahahhahaha YOLANDA.. what kinda name is that?? at least come up with a common name .. heheh xoxo Ur Dream Grl

Yolanda is a very rare name. And im basically askin her to fuk me if im wrong, cause what are the chances of me going up to a girl and finding out her name is Yolanda? Chances are slim to none.

Yale scientists have proven it works lol.