don't gay guys use gerbils?

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Originally posted by igottaknow don't gay guys use gerbils?

i am sure that isnt common practice.

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Originally posted by TweeK

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Originally posted by Slylee i heard a really nasty story (one of those internet rumors that circulates via email or whatever) about a chick who died while pleasuring herself using a live lobster. she was sticking the tail end up her you know what and lighting the face on fire so it would violently wiggle its tail (thus getting her off). i guess it was pregnant and all the little eggs got up inside her and were able to hatch (they only need a warm, moist area to hatch), and she was found dead on her toilet with all these little lobster eggs in the toilet. just writing that story made me sick! hahahah

sounds like an urban legend to me

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Originally posted by butterfly yeah. that's definitely worse than the frog story. i feel bad for the lobster with its face on fire.

ahhahah me too!! when i first read it, i was like, "aww that sucks for the lobster". hehehe


although i sure don't mind when one is sitting on my plate w/ drawn butter all over it either

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

lobsters are boiled alive anyway, you cna hear them scream

ah well, the lobsters kids have a new mum now

yea i know. that is why i will never be able to prepare a lobster dinner lol. i am that meat eating person who feels bad when i think about the cows and piggies that die to feed me. if i had to kill my own meat in order to eat it, i'd happily become a vegetarian. lol

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

bingo found the lobster tail in an urban legend

http://www.snopes.com/risque/juvenile/lobster.htm

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yup that's it i figured it was fake when i read it a long time ago. still gross though. makes you wonder what kind of sick ppl are out there in the world...SOMEone had to sit around and actually think of that story

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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just out the wrong hole.

LOL

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Originally posted by Slylee yup that's it i figured it was fake when i read it a long time ago. still gross though. makes you wonder what kind of sick ppl are out there in the world...SOMEone had to sit around and actually think of that story

i bet hentai was behind the inspiration

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