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Jimmy Soul - If You Wanna Be Happy...
if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,
never make a pretty woman your wife.
so from my personal point of view,
get an ugly girl to marry you.
a pretty woman makes her husband look small
and very often causes his downfall.
as soon as he marries her, then she starts,
to do the things that will break his heart.
but if you make an ugly woman your wife,
you'll be happy for the rest of your life.
an ugly woman cooks her meals on time,
she'll always give you peace of mind.
don't let your friends say you have no taste,
go ahead and marry anyway,
though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match,
take it from me she's a better catch.
if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,
never make a pretty woman your wife.
so from my personal point of view,
get an ugly girl to marry you.
This song is so great! the lyrics are so funny and the actual song itself is so damn catchy!
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*can't imagine it feelin' much better...
i wish it would just last forever.
and so, to feel like that?
i'd pay any price just to get that back.*
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