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Originally posted by USMC_Greg Dental Dams

How turned on would a girl be if you were about to go down on her and then you're like, "Wait, I gotta put on some mouth protection hold on."

or some suran wrap. hahahah

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by USMC_Greg Dental Dams

those things are the human equivalent of dogs wearing lamp shades

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Originally posted by UWM How turned on would a girl be if you were about to go down on her and then you're like, "Wait, I gotta put on some mouth protection hold on."

I couldn't tell ya, 'cuz I never used them

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Originally posted by jonze234 those things are the human equivalent of dogs wearing lamp shades

ROFLMAO

I'm just saying that one COULD use them. I'm not at all suggesting you are REQUIRED to use them

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Originally posted by UWM How turned on would a girl be if you were about to go down on her and then you're like, "Wait, I gotta put on some mouth protection hold on."

that's almost as much of a turn-on as a guy pulling a pussy snorkel out of his back pocket.

im going diving tonight, baby!

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Originally posted by lücid that's almost as much of a turn-on as a guy pulling a pussy snorkel out of his back pocket. im going diving tonight, baby!

at least then she can expect a long session

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Originally posted by Slylee actually, douche is not very healthy and may have the opposite effect..like pushing bacteria further up into the vagina. you should only douche when it is absolutely necessary...like maybe after you have a bad period or something. i'm just going by what i've heard from gyno's. you shouldn't douche frequently just to make it smell nice. and i wasn't saying you should shove a bar of soap UP your vagina...lol but getting a soapy lather going in your hands or on your loofa, and then washing real good all around it, is fine, and will kill any bacteria that is down there. just soap n water and those wet wipe thingies are fine. if i was a guy, i think i would rather go down on my girlfriend who has just washed with soap and water, instead of just douching. who wants to eat one that smells like a "fresh summer day". lol too perfumy...

What I hear is slightly different......Gyno's have told me that it is good to use occasionally, but if used too frequently can throw off your bodies natural cleansing process. I was informed not to use it more than 2-3 times a week. But of course in between that you must wash on a regular basis. And the whole douche thing, they also come in flavors, not just perfumed ones. And to tell you the truth the best thing to clean with is iodine mixed with water. Or they sell it as a premade solution in stores. After I had stictches in that area the hospital gave it to me. It gets you spotless and neutral smelling. No smell at all, and you are sqeaky clean to. People who dont like perfumes should use that.

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Originally posted by EyesOfExtasy And the whole douche thing, they also come in flavors, not just perfumed ones.

So, what you're saying is I could go down on a girl and she might taste like bananas?

dental dams who the hell uses those things? Out of curiousity I would like to see the sales charts for those things in comparisson to something like condoms.

I hate condoms. Not saying that they dont protect you but.....ahhh

You get the point!

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Originally posted by UWM So, what you're saying is I could go down on a girl and she might taste like bananas?

Yea sure! Or there are like flavored lubricants too, You could also put some on urself

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