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| quote: | Originally posted by Nell
i think you have a bit of complex to make a statement such as that.. penis envy perhaps? what's your problem?.. get to final base and women laugh at your gherkin sized manhood, leaving you a virgin for another year before you get another oppotunity to have sex with your favourite cousin you had those funny feelings for.. im guessing so.
i'm presuming the skin and jelly is a fat dig.. well do i look like i give a toss? the truth is I could get rif of any excess fat through a simple bit of cardio unlike your penis operation, which will cost about 1k to get it removed from your forehead and then you will have to pay me a further 1.5k for the fat in my stomach that you need to be injected into your new slightly deformed excuse for a cock. anyway, being physically fit as i am and being the size that I am, i couldnt care less because lets be honest i can hammer home my king size nail with a sledge hammer of my weight, while your still working on what hole to knock your pin in with that sorry excuse for a wooden mallet you call your bell-end. you obviously inherited it from your father, so i can't blame you for having such a tiny prick, but at least it explains why your mother's been sniffing coke off of my cock in the clubs.
seriously based on that pic you posted of yourself over a year ago where you're in your 'gay' pose (hands behined head and all) and this slightly concerning obsession with other people's penis's... i'm quite sure you are completely bent.. don't be ashamed, but i think you better know now.. size does matter! so go with the op! 
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nell u got to learn to diss people..i didnt even bother reading it was too long...keep shit short and sweet when dissing...u need alot of help young player. but we can make a pimp out of you yet
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