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wwu.punisher
The Enigma



Registered: Mar 2004
Location: Washington State

This is the kind of story that, no matter how many times you decide to tell it in the future, never gets old. I laughed harder at this than pretty much anything else I've read on TA so far this summer...

...mostly because I've done roughly the same thing.

About two years ago, I was in a hurry to get dressed, because I was running late for work. It was pouring outside and really cold, so I decided to put on a sweatshirt. My arm got stuck in the sleeve, and I just kind of pushed. The armpit on the shirt ripped, my fist shot straight up into the air above me, and I pwned the light fixture in our living room. Broke the enclosure, frame, bulb, and mounting brackets. Somehow, I managed not to cut myself, but it ended up costing about $80 to fix.


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getfoul
LOL Tiesto



Registered: Jan 2004
Location:
Re: Re: Proof that Im a retard (pictures inside!)

quote:
Originally posted by montana
is it just me or does the cracks from like a underwear-shape
Get a psychic over there to interperate it as a sign.


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Like hearing my grandmother, talk to her dog that way -- "Ooo
-- puppy!" and I said I'd never do that, ever! And now I have two
dogs and I talk like an imbecile! I wander around, "Ooo! You want
food!" I've turned into a f*cking moron.

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MunkyAngel
domogardenmunkyangelgirl



Registered: May 2003
Location: in the garden

quote:
Originally posted by TigerClaw
Im sure you received quite a beating when your parents came home and saw that.



well since he doesn't live with mom and dad he didn't get any beatings. His roomies were pissed but oh well. Shit Happens.


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echosystm
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Registered: Jul 2004
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quote:
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i think echosystm is a pretty cool guy. eh pwns robby rox and doesn't afraid of anything.

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djeternal
Supreme tranceaddict



Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Bayside, Ny

lol....good job tree booooo


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EarnYourKeep
LIT



Registered: Dec 2001
Location: twentyonetwo

what hole? i don't see anything...good job fixing it up!


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Slylee
love lockdown



Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL

more like proof that you don't have a mother or girlfriend living with you...


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quote:
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man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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tribu
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quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
more like proof that you don't have a mother or girlfriend living with you...


Are you asking to move in with me?

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JM
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Registered: Dec 2000
Location: Seattle, USA

i wanna see pix of you wearing a bicycle helmet on a short bus. then i'll believe you.

>JM<

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MunkyAngel
domogardenmunkyangelgirl



Registered: May 2003
Location: in the garden
Rasta

quote:
Originally posted by tribu
Are you asking to move in with me?



haha Buddy what a way to ask a girl to move in with you!


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Slylee
love lockdown



Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL

yes can i please live with you and clean up after you? pretty please? i'll even throw in some sex, i promise.


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quote:
Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Clovis
techno jungle shit



Registered: Apr 2004
Location: Los Angeles

You better be good at makin plaster...


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