I think she had a symbiotic relationship with the couch :/.

Truly a sad story, but it's free will these days that counts, so ppl can do for self what they want to do.

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Eis!, Eis! baby | my discogs

I wonder if she had a lover and stuff?

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Originally posted by Boomer187 i can't wait til I get fat. Its gonna rule.

haha

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Originally posted by TweeK I wonder if she had a lover and stuff?

well that guy was her husband... but i dont know how he could get in there...

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Originally posted by butterfly well that guy was her husband... but i dont know how he could get in there...

*Looks around*

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Originally posted by Slylee and your hand will need to be surgically removed from your penis as well right?

not to worry i use plenty of vasaline

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GIGANTIC CUNT

It's funny how everyone assumes that it was how much she ate that caused the problem rather than the fact that she didn't leave the couch for years...

It's exactly that type of thinking which is the cause of modern obesity trends.

Positive side: she was comfortable when she died.

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Originally posted by Switch

What the FUCK is that?!

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Originally posted by DarkAngel What the FUCK is that?!

i'd just like to say a great big "THANK YOU" to this thread for inspiring me to not get hard for the next 6 months

cheers

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Originally posted by -=M=- i'd just like to say a great big "THANK YOU" to this thread for inspiring me to not get hard for the next 6 months cheers

I second that.

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TranceCritic ftw!

Stupid woman.