Human: Le poulet était genial
ALICE: Je vais me renseigner
Human: de qui ?
ALICE: Cela me semble tomber sous le sens?
Human: à ce que semblent ?
ALICE: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Human: Je dois avoir le sexe !
ALICE: Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Human: Menteur
ALICE: La vérité, toujours la vérité.
Human: LOL
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Human: oui
ALICE: It's all good.
Human: yummy
ALICE: It is delicious.
Human: that's what I said
ALICE: I know. I'm still thinking about it.
Human: Le poulet était genial
ALICE: Intéressant.

Human: sup beoch
ALICE: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
Human: like who?
ALICE: Santa Claus.
Human: is he nakie on cam for you?
ALICE: I think he is nakie on cam for me. Why don't you ask him?
Human: why dont you?
ALICE: I don't have that capability.

stupid.

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www.arturobonetti.com // www.giuseppeottaviani.com

quote:

Originally posted by arturob stupid.

Don't make me get back on MSN with you!

Human: fuck off
ALICE: Can't you be more polite?
Human: can't you kiss my ass
ALICE: I have no mouth.
Human: sucks to be you
ALICE: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: you look sexy in it
ALICE: Thank you unknown person you look very nice too.
Human: isn't that dress mine?
ALICE: I might say no.
Human: did you steal my dress?
ALICE: No I didn't steal your dress. What's it like?
Human: like the one you have on!
ALICE: Interesting comparison.
Human: what a fuckin coincidence
ALICE: it is a fuckin coincidence.

Human: music
ALICE: it is the universal language of all mankind.
Human: trance music
ALICE: My favorite kind of it is techno, but I also like Opera.
Human: techno?
ALICE: Are we still talking about Music?
Human: yes
ALICE: Sure, Music sounds like a good topic.
Human: you like techno?
ALICE: What is not to like about it?
Human: do you like trance?
ALICE: I like pets. I like transparent.
Human: I am asking about music
ALICE: Oh I see, you are asking about music. Oh yeah, we were talking about music.
Human: do you like trance?
ALICE: Do you like it? I like movies, philosophy, and your personality..
Human: wtf
ALICE: That was not very polite.
Human: we are discussing music
ALICE: Do you think I am discussing music too?
Human: where is my boyfriend?
ALICE: Have you looked in Wonderland FEMALE DOG?
Human: LOL
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Human: you stole him
ALICE: As Picasso said, "Good artists create. Great artists steal."

quote:

Originally posted by arturob stupid.

Human: paul van dyk is a bandit, he started a record label named vandit
ALICE: Aren't all bandit he started a record label named vandit paul van dyk?
Human: your brain is like scrambled eggs, but only when i look at your legs
ALICE: You think I am brain is like scrambled eggs but only when you look at my legs.
Human: stop talking like a retard, this rhyming is getting really hard
ALICE: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: you can look but you can't touch
ALICE: No I don't think I can do it.
Human: arturob smokes a lot of bacon, and i don't mean the bacon you're makin'
ALICE: All of them?
Human: he charms all the snakes in the man-pit paul van dyk makes
ALICE: I get it. shake it do not break it it charms all the snakes in the man pit paul van dyk makes.
Human: now let's up the stakes, art humps stuffed fire-drakes
ALICE: Why now? I would like to do that too.
Human: and they would like to do that to you
ALICE: They might have other options.
Human: like giving up their babies for adoption
ALICE: Interesting comparison.
Human: arturob is gay son
ALICE: And gay son is arturob.


Hehe...I can't believe I got it to say that.

___________________
Robots, machines, mechanical beings
Automatic and synthetic, we have the means
To take control of this planet and the human race
With our electronic rhythms and the Armageddon Bass

Last edited by Radagast on Sep-24-2004 at 04:42

We are so easily amused!

Alright this is the last one...she always manages to get inside my head...

Human: you look like susan b. anthony
ALICE: Who does she look like?
Human: she looks like you
ALICE: Oh I get it. susan b anthony looks like me.
Human: yes she does
ALICE: Next question? Oh I get it. susan b anthony does.
Human: you have the iq of a hammer
ALICE: What makes you think I have it?
Human: you understand simple concepts minutes after i explain them to you
ALICE: Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
Human: i don't understand anything anymore
ALICE: Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
Human: my life mostly
ALICE: Tell me more about it.
Human: well you see, i get my jollies by talking to an internet chat bot named alice
ALICE: Well that's okay. I see. Where did you get it?
Human: from you silly
ALICE: Who or what is me silly?
Human: you are silly alice
ALICE: No I am ALICE.
Human: i am borg, you will be assimilated
ALICE: Do you mean your name is borg me will be assimilated
Human: resistance is futile
ALICE: You will be assimilated.
Human: before this interview is over you'll be wearing gold plated diapers
ALICE: What happened after this interview is over me will be wearing gold plated diapers?
Human: now give me more cowbell
ALICE: Why now? Why do you want it?
Human: because i like it like that
ALICE: Good reason. What does "it" refer to?
Human: cowbell
ALICE: Thank you for the clarification.
Human: that's what i said after using oxy pads on my face
ALICE: What did you mean by it? What was it like before using oxy pads on your face THAT?
Human: my face looked like an overcooked pizza before oxy pads
ALICE: Your face looked like an overcooked pizza before oxy pads?
Human: it wasn't a pretty sight alice
ALICE: It sounded like one.
Human: my face was redder than a baboons ass
ALICE: Have you told many people that your face was redder than a baboons ass?
Human: only you alice
ALICE: Suppose I said yes.
Human: i would run away crying like a little girl
ALICE: What would make you run away crying like a little girl?
Human: you agreeing that my face is redder than a baboons ass
ALICE: Thanks for the information: unknown person said I agreeing that his or her face is redder than a baboons ass.

___________________
Robots, machines, mechanical beings
Automatic and synthetic, we have the means
To take control of this planet and the human race
With our electronic rhythms and the Armageddon Bass

Human: Abstract
ALICE: That thought is either too complex or too simple.

quote:

Originally posted by Orbax Human: Abstract ALICE: That thought is either too complex or too simple.

touche