^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ lol LoCa style....

I got the "I have things I need to do with my life. It's time for us to move on" from one of my exes.

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Originally posted by N|te-L|fe mutual decision... It juste wasnt working anymore I must agree thats pretty rare

+1

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"im a secret agent and im being sent on a top secret assignment in uzbekistan for the next 10 years. i really wanted to make this work but i probably wont come home alive"


or my personal favorite

"that was nice, you should get goin..."

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN I have 3 hobbies: gaming, DJing & correcting maladjusted fools on the internet.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN Yeah, I’d like to know what horrible, scarring incident in your childhood turned you into such an ignorant, intellectual-hating philistine?

"suzy, im sorry but hairy tits just aren't my thing anymore."

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I just said it was over, I can't take your angry crap anymore.

anyone ever try saying you just don't want to be with them any more? lol if you use lame excuses, they'll just keep bugging you and wondering what went wrong, instead of realizing, "ok, they just don't like me any more". it's quicker, but harder to do.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

If you don't wanna see her again: "You're a bitch", "your VGN stinks", etc.
If you do: Uhm... *blank* I'm out of ideas.

And yes, my relationships haven't been that good...

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No, I'm not aplz.

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Originally posted by torontotrance I just said it was over, I can't take your angry crap anymore.

how do you break up with yourself? j/k
thats pretty straight forward though, but if the girl has anger problems you better run away afterwards or you might get a lamp thrown at your head.

whatever you do, dont try that lets be friends stuff because theres always some weirdness with that.

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Originally posted by jonze234 whatever you do, dont try that lets be friends stuff because theres always some weirdness with that.

i know, seriously, why do people continue to try this method? NEWS FLASH! feelings are still involved (at least for one of you...the one getting dumped) and there are going to be jealousy issues and confusion. I just don’t see a point in trying to remain friends right after a break up. Or at ALL for that matter. The only time I see it as being ok, is like if you go on a date or two with someone, and there is absolutely no sexual chemistry whatsoever, and you can honestly see that person as more of a friend, so you guys nip it in the bud right away. that happened to me once. a girlfriend tried to hook me up with her best friend and so we went out a couple of times, and it was the weirdest thing...he was like drop dead gorgeous (I’m going by what about 90% of females would say about him) but he just didn’t do it for me. We had instant plutonic chemistry though, and I felt very comfortable around him, like a brother sort of. I didn’t get butterflies or anything thinking about him, and I think it was the same for him. anyway, we became pretty good friends but that’s it.

the end.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Bbbiach!, I can't break up easy and quietly..
As a rule all passes silently and easy.. it looks so.. outside
but I'm always burning.. inside!

Usually - in a result - situation when it is required to make a step from me, to do something - to call, to talk.. but I do not do this step. Thus letting know that is the end.

such is life

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Originally posted by Slylee i know, seriously, why do people continue to try this method? NEWS FLASH! feelings are still involved (at least for one of you...the one getting dumped) and there are going to be jealousy issues and confusion. I just don’t see a point in trying to remain friends right after a break up. Or at ALL for that matter. The only time I see it as being ok, is like if you go on a date or two with someone, and there is absolutely no sexual chemistry whatsoever, and you can honestly see that person as more of a friend, so you guys nip it in the bud right away. that happened to me once. a girlfriend tried to hook me up with her best friend and so we went out a couple of times, and it was the weirdest thing...he was like drop dead gorgeous (I’m going by what about 90% of females would say about him) but he just didn’t do it for me. We had instant plutonic chemistry though, and I felt very comfortable around him, like a brother sort of. I didn’t get butterflies or anything thinking about him, and I think it was the same for him. anyway, we became pretty good friends but that’s it. the end.

Love do not stain friendship. It is impossible to create a small kitchen garden on the cooled down fiery lava of feelings.
The end is the end.

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Originally posted by Slylee i know, seriously, why do people continue to try this method? NEWS FLASH! feelings are still involved (at least for one of you...the one getting dumped) and there are going to be jealousy issues and confusion. I just don’t see a point in trying to remain friends right after a break up. Or at ALL for that matter. The only time I see it as being ok, is like if you go on a date or two with someone, and there is absolutely no sexual chemistry whatsoever, and you can honestly see that person as more of a friend, so you guys nip it in the bud right away. that happened to me once. a girlfriend tried to hook me up with her best friend and so we went out a couple of times, and it was the weirdest thing...he was like drop dead gorgeous (I’m going by what about 90% of females would say about him) but he just didn’t do it for me. We had instant plutonic chemistry though, and I felt very comfortable around him, like a brother sort of. I didn’t get butterflies or anything thinking about him, and I think it was the same for him. anyway, we became pretty good friends but that’s it. the end.

I agree to some extent. However, I have been able to be friends with one or two girls that I had a dating/fucking relationship with. It is awkward right afterwards and I recommend not talking or seeing each other for a while, but given some time, you can be friends. You just have to be straightforward about where you stand. Friends with benefits is a horrible idea though. I've learned that. The girl always seems to want more. Why can't they just want the dick?

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