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i got some good stories about the drive home today... 
ok here is the break down of jason's vegas trip:
Wednesday 5pm - leave colorado and drive 12 hrs straight to vegas arriving somewhere around 4:30 vegas time. all the while halucinating and fearing imaginary deer in the middle of the road heheh 
Thurday - wake up...start drinking ...get tickets for show later...suck at gambling all day and tour the strip...continue to drink go to show (showgirls of magic) and drink free drinks. the show was awesome...it was like strippers meets david copperfields sexy assistants...recommended hehe ...go's to this cowboy western bar and continue to drink. starts to get a little tipsy, makes an ass out of self pretending to line dance, falls off the mechanical bull after like 3 sec hahaha. go back to hotel lose some more money sleep on the fucking floor 
friday - wake up head over to pool for a little bit. decide to go waste more money gambling (i swear i'm the worst fucking gambler :wtf . get free drinks...the real point of gambling . get food bla bla bla...call up boomer and head over to his place with clovis. lose all my money quick like in texas hold 'em and had an overall great time doing it. only bad part is my friend came along and wanted to go so...yeah...that sucked. go back to hotel...go out to scuzzy strip club with other friend and laugh at him...go to bed on the fucking floor again 
sat - wake up...discover that i can actually play something in vegas (blackjack)...and win a nice size of cash ...get ready to go annnnnd....
DUN DUN DUNNNNNN!!!!! the drive home from HELL!!! hahaha...
so before we left, i hadn't planned on driving and somehow got suckered into that at the last moment...i knew before hand that my tires were a little "worn" HAAHAHA...so we are on our way bla bla bla...and a tire blows . luckily...we aren't too far out of this town and we get there and they conveinently have some little shop that can fix it. ok...so yeah...i ended up putting four new tires on cause they were all pretty bad hehe summing right about 405 bucks . so then we start cruising along again bla bla bla...and literally within a half an hour...i get a $230 speeding ticket ...i know i know..that is my fault i suppose...but still hehehe...then i let my friend drive and he hit a bunny ...doesn't that drive home suck 
anyway...moral of the story is...Boomer and Clovis are teh c00l
n00bs

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