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Spider man, spider man, doing whatever a spider can
Let me tell you about him, he sweats more than Phil Simms
He uses his spidey-sense, to jump over a barbed wire fence
As often as he wants, to catch the bad guys he taunts
Aunt May is a grandma, Doc Ock sharpens his claws with a bandsaw
Peter Parker's gonna marry Mary Jane right after Green Goblin goes insane
Spider man, spider man, radioactive spider man
He works at the Daily Bugle, his spending habits are very frugal
Jonah Jameson is his boss, a rolling stone gathers no moss
Now back to Spiderman, as he moves across the land
Swinging here and there, on his way to Harry Osborn's lair
After thwarting the evil plan, he heads over to Iran to scan the span for milk cans
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Robots, machines, mechanical beings
Automatic and synthetic, we have the means
To take control of this planet and the human race
With our electronic rhythms and the Armageddon Bass
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