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Originally posted by ExOn Kung Pow?

Ding ding ding! We have a winner. Brownie points for you.

KUNG POW: Enter the Fist!

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, does it make a sound?

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Originally posted by M1cro5lave If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, does it make a sound?

yeah of course it does, it explodes and stuff.

i was sorta daydreaming the other day at work.. and i was thinking about me going to japan and singing in karaoke bars, and sumhow striking a record deal, and becoming a pop star in japan .. was interesting

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Bring it on down son, so you can get done, I got more styles than the miles to the sun,
Ninety three million five thousand flows, and heres one more for the HOoOoOoOOO'S!!!

I dreamt I accidentally made a Stena Line crash into the padded walls of a dry dock by flinging something on a contraption that looked like a trebuchet. :|

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One of the few ones left

what the hell is this on my... oh... lipstick phew

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Originally posted by *~LiSa-LoO~* "Are you guys TAs?" and they'd reply back with "No, I'm on E." Haha

Why is my right eye more sleepy than the left one?

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Originally posted by Slylee duh, so you have to buy another pack. anyway, i'm dipping my wendy's french fries in my wendy's frosty now. mmmmm i love the combo of salt w/ sweet.

you know what i do.
wendy's french fries with the honey mustard sauce that usually comes with the chicken nuggets. i say screw it. honey mustard and french fries are good!

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Originally posted by sooper Why is it that you can't stand the smell of someone else's fart, but secretly, you LOVE the smell of your own special brand?

how about the smell of a woman's fart while you are giving her a lick at her poontang??

random thought :

what if the national football league (nfl) teams had avid football video game players run the offensive and defensive coach and head coach positions ?.. i think they would do a hella of a good job, compared to 50% of the current coaches and assistants right now.

i know i would make a damn good defensive coordinator, sending packages all over the quarterback.

hmmm.... maybe im thinking about this, because i am bored. nothing to do.

another thought . can i be with a half a chick?

SHOW ME DEM BOOBS!

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Robots, machines, mechanical beings
Automatic and synthetic, we have the means
To take control of this planet and the human race
With our electronic rhythms and the Armageddon Bass