why dont you just kill yourself.

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Originally posted by ASOT100 show her wat real porn is

Just show her the '*******' website and see what happens?

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They have the internet on computers now?!

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Originally posted by Rodrico This is my salute...to early 80's porn.

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Originally posted by CATHAIN Just show her the '*******' website and see what happens?

my parents thought i was watching porn when i was watching "the biggest loser" on nbc...

"Son, porn or not you still had your hand in your pants."

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Petter - These Days

Has she noticed several dead kittens lately? Perhaps that would be a clue that you're watching too much porn.

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Originally posted by UWM Has she noticed several dead kittens lately? Perhaps that would be a clue that you're watching too much porn.

EWWWWWWWWWWWW WTF!

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Originally posted by Furor Aquila "Son, porn or not you still had your hand in your pants."

lol, this is by far the funniest shit i have read today...

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My Space

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Originally posted by callme I've always meant to ask this....who the fuck are you? I mean i have never heard of you or the 5 friends you have on your myspace. Official info : chokeonit

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Originally posted by Theresa EWWWWWWWWWWWW WTF!

c'mon everybody knows that when you masturbate God kills a kitten

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Originally posted by Theresa EWWWWWWWWWWWW WTF!

It's from one of the commonly used forum pictures. You know, the one that goes:

"Everytime you masturbate, Jesus kills a kitten.


Think of the kittens."

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Originally posted by UWM It's from one of the commonly used forum pictures. You know, the one that goes: "Everytime you masturbate, Jesus kills a kitten. Think of the kittens."

Jesus is a kitten killer too? i thought it was only God who had the powers to kill kittens...



i was really scared to enter anything using the words "masturbate" "god" "kills" and "kitten" on google image search. thankfully people named their images accordingly so it was easy to find without having to see penises and dead kittens.

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Originally posted by lücid thankfully people named their images accordingly so it was easy to find without having to see penises and dead kittens.

I don't know why I laughed so hard at that.