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Originally posted by beats and beeps What i dont get is what youre talking about. Dont christians (types of christians at least) drink red wine in church?

dunno, never been to church

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Originally posted by beats and beeps What i dont get is what youre talking about. Dont christians (types of christians at least) drink red wine in church?

It's not red wine it's the blood of Christ

PS. We are all going to hell for this thread

non of you can say you have ever met or talked to a hardcore christian till you meet the kid i used to be friends with




psycho




he seriously LOOKS like jesus now, and if you tell him that, he starts going off calling you a blasphemer and shit. i just wanna back hand him and tell him to sprout a dick... but yeah. i cant even begin to describe this kid

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Originally posted by Dmatrox What i dont get is why dont christians drink at events

simple: if they got drunk, they'd fuck like rabbits....

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Maybe they deprive themselves of sex so that when they are married, they hump like rabbits and keep reproducing to keep the church populated.
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Originally posted by AnonymousRacer Then I started noticing about 95% of the people there had silver rings on(which meant abstinence till marriage)... including the girl with the big ass. There was a couple other nice looking girls there too but they all had silver rings

Here those silver rings mean you're on a serious relationship, so it can be quite the opposite, I must say

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Originally posted by AnonymousRacer So, tonight, one of my Christian cousins whom I haven't seen in months invites me over to a 'meeting place' that he and his friends go to every Friday night. I decided to check it out cause I'm always down for something different. I go to the meeting place, actually a well-decked out shed(complete with kitchen/bathroom)in the middle of farm country. I run late and see that everybody there(all in late teens to late twenties) is sitting down, listening intently to a speaker on a little makeshift stage. Since I don't really consider myself religious, all I really heard was: "Jesus this, God that, live your life for God, porn is bad-do not look at it online, try not to cuss, blah, blah, blah... Let's pray. Amen." Applause. After the speech, which I figured must have gone for maybe an hour and a half(I only caught part of the last half hour), everybody got up and started playing pool or cards or foosball table or just ended up talking to each other. People started drinking... Pepsi(and only Pepsi too). An older guy came in the shed with a bible and started talking to one of the younger guys(who I knew was just recently baptized). The older guy was pointing out passages to the newbie. Christian rock blared in the background. It felt like a cult. I was so out of place... and all I could focus on was this girl with a big, nice round ass playing pool. Everytime she bent over to shoot, I just stared! Then I started noticing about 95% of the people there had silver rings on(which meant abstinence till marriage)... including the girl with the big ass. There was a couple other nice looking girls there too but they all had silver rings. That was it. Went up to my silver ring wearing cousin, told him I had to go. "Aren't you having fun?" he asks. I lied and said, "Yeah, but I got somewhere else I got to be." And I left. Usually my Friday nights are spent on alcohol, clubbin, and/or strip clubs... different strokes for different folks, huh?

Point in all this: Pepsi supports Christianity.

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Welp, that sure as fuck isn't my scene, but at least they're not vandalizing the neighborhood or getting into drunken car accidents.

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Originally posted by Sean Walsh Welp, that sure as fuck isn't my scene, but at least they're not vandalizing the neighborhood or getting into drunken car accidents.

It's just a spring of untapped ass, thats how I see it.

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Originally posted by fbgdavidson PS. We are all going to hell for this thread

well, in that case...
+1

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You guys have a lot of misconceptions of Christianity. As a Christian, drinking is ok, drunkeness is not (not to say that I don't get drunk, but it's not something God likes).

Christians that don't indulge in these things, do so by choice, not guilt. The whole point of christianity is that we all mess up and are forgiven, if we ask.

I will agree that some Christian meetings can be really weird, and, sometimes, cultish, but that's not always the case. I have a lot of other Christian friends that drink, but they don't try to get trashed. I feel the same dilemna with Christian girls though. I wish I could find one that I could vibe with, but they just seem so different and naive. I respect your guys opinions, but you are generalizing.

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Who does want to got to heven anywhere?

Heven is for these people, i whent to got to hell, where we can drink as much as we whent, has sex, and do everthing that these people say we sould not do, damn hell is not to punish us, heven is to get rid of these people and let us do what we whant without them.

Dam am going to hell, and i cant wait. And if i do go to heven, am going to nut God in the balls.

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Originally posted by Arbiter You're impressively stupid, that's for sure. I'd give you advice, but I cannot in good conscience take any action which could potentially increase the odds that you'll reproduce. I'm sorry.