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| quote: | Originally posted by CynepMeH
ROFLMAO!!! AHEHEHEHEHE!
And advise for punk who is about to kill himself - a) you're not going to do it b) you're spoiled. Here's why:
1. when I was your age there was no internet or pr0n widely available. I had to dial into shitty bbs's and wait for like 5 hours for one measly picture to download on my crappy 2400bps modem. nOW,you can get the entire dvd-quality porn flick in like 15 minutes. So, you already have internet - start looking at porn. Then think, what it would be like to be a compost. Then, definitely no one would touch your pee-pee.
2. My car (at your age) was a beat up Chevy Malibu, circa 1980 with more rust than a russian nuclear submarine currently positioned right outside of New York. A jeep would have been a great addition (and a chick magnet).
3. Trance wasn't invented yet, the radio music sucked as it always has, I had no cable, no playstation, no DVD no RPG's or FPS's, and other BS. I had a text-based D&D, a crappy Super Mario brothers and Vanilla Ice with Milli Vanilli on the radio. Shit, I had no MP3 player either! Tho I did have a $5 walkman - with Stop, Play and fast forward button. Yup.. no rewind button.... Yet I managed to survivie!
4. My computer was a 286 with Windows 2.0 and whopping 2MB of ram and 15MB hard drive.
5. Instant messenger wasn't invented. Email was not available to home users. No websites or www. existed in publically-accessible realm. yet I managed.
6. Even if I did decide to off myself, there would be no one to tell me what I tool I was on some forum. Yet, here you are - enjoying all these perks and all this attention.
So, let me grab your attention and remind you what a tool you are.
Oh, and I do hope you starve yourself - just to realize that this is a reality for more than 2/3rds of the world. Just do me a favor - spend that time somewhere away from the jeep - to get a real feeling for what a real life is. How about somewhere in a polluted desert - with toxic/bacterial water - to give you a nice case of runs.... or somewhere very cold without any vegitation to keep your dumb ass fed on grass...
Or, take a manly approach - sit your lazy, spoiled, hormone-enraged, ADD-riddled ass and think... then study... take the fucking CCNA, MCSE, or MCSA class or even go to a school where they will teach you the real deal = the world. Prepare a fucking resume, send it out and get an entry -level job for $8/hr doing some computer support. who knows... a year from now you might be able to move out of mommy's and daddy's crib.
I went to college for 2 semesters, dropped out, prepared my resume, sent it out and got an entry-level job. Went from working at gas stations and clothing stores at minimum wage to making $16/hr in less than a month. Two years later, I had a $30K car, my own place and independence. Oh, and a nice job and paycheck to go along with it.
GROW UP, TAKE RESPONSIBILITY, AND QUIT BITCHING. This is some tough love for you kid. |
you ruined a beutiful post with those 3 last paragraphs 
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