Logjammin'

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

1. a friend and i once held down my friend's little brother and we pee'd in his mouth while he screamed.
later, when his angry parents came over, we claimed it was simply "mello yellow" softdrink...

2. held a rambo knife to some kids throat i didn't like back in the eigth grade. he was so scared, he never told his dad, which was a good thing, for his dad was a State Cop.

3. picked up hooker. for what was probably the WORST sex in my life. i remember being seriously turned off by her blue cotton socks, and cringed when i lifted her bra, only to have her boobs sag down... yeah, it sucked... oddly, she wanted me to throw in a Metallica CD... but hey, a cheap thrill is better than no thrill at all...

4. have serious urges to bang my hot aunt

i could go on and on, but it's late...

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Summer Eternal

lmao @ this thread

I spilt a cuppa on the carpet and blamed it on the dog

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Originally posted by Sqwid 1. a friend and i once held down my friend's little brother and we pee'd in his mouth while he screamed. later, when his angry parents came over, we claimed it was simply "mello yellow" softdrink... 2. held a rambo knife to some kids throat i didn't like back in the eigth grade. he was so scared, he never told his dad, which was a good thing, for his dad was a State Cop. 3. picked up hooker. for what was probably the WORST sex in my life. i remember being seriously turned off by her blue cotton socks, and cringed when i lifted her bra, only to have her boobs sag down... yeah, it sucked... oddly, she wanted me to throw in a Metallica CD... but hey, a cheap thrill is better than no thrill at all... 4. have serious urges to bang my hot aunt i could go on and on, but it's late...

Please go on...

By numbers 10 or 11 this should get really juicy...

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"The first stage of the great adventure has concluded happily, and here I am installed in Mexico, although I have no idea about the future" Che Guevara

I killed someone...

I farted.

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Originally posted by jennypie I farted.

doorknob

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

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Originally posted by jennypie I farted.

How ironic, thats how I killed the person...

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Originally posted by Clovis86 doorknob

Like school in the summer time baby...school in the summer.

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Originally posted by jennypie Like school in the summer time baby...school in the summer.

oh that brings back a memory. oh yes, I have a confession to make. It is what as it follows to be:


Once in the Summertime of School
I went swimming with friends in a pool
I let out a ripper
That bubbled near my flippers
Then noticed a floating brown pooh!



aaahhh those were the good ole days

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