Forget chocolate bars. I propose school vending machines be stocked with:

Row 1 (appetizers and deserts): Tobacco, weed, Hashish, mushrooms.
Row 2 (for before school prayer): Peyote, Ibogaine, Salvia, Morning Glory.
Row 3 (for students on the go): MDMA, Meth, Cocaine, PCP.
Row 4 (beverages): Whisky, GHB, Robitussin, Hoffman's Drops.

Hey, these kids have gotta learn sometime right?

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yes and sex ed class should include demonstrations with the partner of your choice. Namely the cute girl that sits in front of you in math class.

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Originally posted by jester Everything in this country is illegal.

"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery…" Winston Churchill

‎"If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law" - Winston Churchill

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Originally posted by Jayx1 yes and sex ed class should include demonstrations with the partner of your choice. Namely the cute girl that sits in front of you in math class.

I guess I should add a token serious comment here, even though it's really not worth the effort.

Theresa, no problem is ever solved by rules and the violation of individual rights. Walk around the Guvernment sometime and ask yourself how many of the fine folks there have had a nice orderly law-abiding night.

The only thing that silly rules do is inconvenience the people who already care about their health and safety and only occasionally do stupid things. The real troublemakers will find a way to fuck their lives up anyway - you can't help them, and neither can the government, and further to that, that's not where the responsibility lies anyway.

The cliché old "the government should step in and do something" is slacktivism at its finest. You think fatty foods are a problem, fine - then get off your ass and spend your OWN time and money and start a campaign to EDUCATE people about the health and safety risks of [insert pet peeve here], and maybe get them to WILLINGLY give up these things. Don't take this armchair activist "somebody else other than me should do something about it" position, because it won't earn you any respect. It might give you the smarmy sense of self-gratification that comes from knowing that at least you wanted to help people even though you actually did nothing at all, but that's about all it will do.

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2009-02-21 - DJ Attention @ I'm So Popular
2009-06-18 - DJ Annoying @ People Need To Know Where I'll Be
2012-11-32 - DJ Insufferable ɸ Or At Least the Stalkers I Complain About
2048-06-66 - Spastic & Whocares ¶ Although I'm Actually Flattered
9999-45-81 - Tweaker Gimp ☼ I Probably Won't Even Go To This But I Have To Make Sure I Fill Up All The Available Space Here

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Originally posted by Jayx1 Ban junkfood in schools? Hell why not just ban junkfood? A) this is why i'll never vote NDP because they are just a worse version of the Liberals. B) I guess salt will be next on the ban brigade's hit list? SOMEBODY BAN THE BANNERS BECAUSE THIS IS GETTING RETARDED

Where's the info about banning junkfood in schools? it states nothing of the sort in the article. I'd really like to see it.

JUST BAN RAP!! ILL BE HAPPY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.!.,.'/.

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Originally posted by Jayx1 yes and sex ed class should include demonstrations with the partner of your choice. Namely the cute girl that sits in front of you in math class.

LOL if that was true loconet and i would have gotten it on a lot earlier! (i was the cute girl in front of him in math class)
Aaah... one can only wish

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Originally posted by Jayx1 clubbing is unhealthy. Therefore even though i never go clubbing i dont think you should because i know better than you do. Ban clubbing and fast food!!

fast food should be banned for kids primarily. because they cannot think of their health for themselves

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Originally posted by UNiVERSAL fast food should be banned for kids primarily. because they cannot think of their health for themselves

Isn't that what parents, and not the government is for?

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Originally posted by jester Everything in this country is illegal.

"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery…" Winston Churchill

‎"If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law" - Winston Churchill

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Originally posted by Jayx1 Isn't that what parents, and not the government is for?

no, because that's the easiest way of control.

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Originally posted by UNiVERSAL no, because that's the easiest way of control.

ah but you are missing the point.

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Originally posted by jester Everything in this country is illegal.

"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery…" Winston Churchill

‎"If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law" - Winston Churchill

jayx then is it ok for the parents to make kids work in sweatshops or their own business, because it's the parents decision? should we get rid of those laws as well?

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