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Originally posted by DJ El Kay Dee dood is that cafe y2k (or something on blue jays way??)

No, it's Mana Bar, the place I play at every Sat. : )

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Originally posted by dEsidEL sorry i only see a lady on the right..

LOL, it should be called an optical illusion If you keep staring at the picture u start seeing old lady on the left

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Originally posted by malek for myself, seeing three cops triping out on E and massaging themselves at the sounds of oakenfold

thats fucked

Speaking of those fetish parties...
I went to one once, and saw my 10th grade science teacher walking by, wearing one of these:



Thing is, his body don't look that way. Picture middle-aged, balding man w/shaved head, big solid belly, and construction boots with slouch socks.

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Originally posted by Ortemy Seeing that lady on the left dancing to my friend's house set : )))

Dude..I'm surprised you find this "crazy".. All of us see that kind of t hing at Guvernment every saturday night.

at boa for bobby d'ambrosio (i think that's the name of dj), that cener stage i was just resting my feet and checking out some girls and then guy who was sitting on the stage starts this conversation with me (mind you, it was LOUD ) :

Guy :".... stop.... check the bitches"
Me :"WHAT??"
guy :"punk, the bitches, the bitches" and at this point i was thinking that he was talking shit cause i was looking at the girls so i said :
me :"sorry man, just looking"
guy :"fuck you ..... THE BITCHES"
me :" fuck you too punk" and then guy looks me straight in eyes and tells me:
"DYLAN what the fuck is wrong with you, check our bitches", not even 15 cm from my face
me :" dude, who the fuck do you think you're talking to", guy looks at me for at least a minute and then tells me
"man, you're not my brother dylan", then just shuts out for at least 3-4 minutes, pulls his shit together and tells me the story how he and his bro picked up some girls, rented a room for a night of some action and he tought i was his bro, shuts out again and then all fucked up asks me "dude, where is my brother". as i opened my mouth to tell him "i dont know him" guy sitting RIGHT NEXT TO HIM asks him something.

holy shit, you should see the look on the guys face when he saw his bro sitting right there, his expression was like he just saw some big-ass pile of gold, or some mythical treasure.

he started apologizing but there was no need for that, i was laughing my ass off.

but the funniest part was when i asked "where did u pick up those girls" and he said "no, not those, those over there" pointed his finger somewhere and then realised they were not there, turned to his bro and started talking to him. my guess would be that he asked him "dylan where the fuck are our bitches"


or that time in the guv when some gino puked all over some girls back. that wasnt funny, but her trying to claw his eyeballs out, bitchslapping him and finally kicking fim in the gonads was funny as hell

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Originally posted by Durafei Dude..I'm surprised you find this "crazy".. All of us see that kind of t hing at Guvernment every saturday night.

dressed like that ? : )))

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^^^ That was ONE funny story, Xavier!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by tatgirl ^^^ That was ONE funny story, Xavier!!!!!!!!!!

hey nat

yep it was funny.

i was thinking about starting new thread "bad trips at a club" then i read your story then i changed my mind

nobody should see their teacher, especially if he's bald fat and middle aged wearint that kind of shit.

are you ok now? hehehehe

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Ya, actually it was quite funny. I was friends with this teacher anyways (I was one of the few who knew for sure he was gay, tho everyone suspected it anyways, but that's not the thing u wanna gossip with the students about anyways). We'd hung out on several occasions post-graduation, but it was really funny to see him in that. He was also pawing at all these other men, and I was peeling his hands off of them. LOL! We also passed by several circle jerks (I had NO IDEA people really did this!!), right below the sign that read "No exposing of genitals".

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KH Astral Projection
i was by the dj booth and i see a guy dancing like its his first time at a club then all of a sudden he starts jumping up and down and starts ripping off the wooden cover for the dj booth and then he breaks half or it and keeps going till the whole thing breaks off
So im standing there thinking..what a fucking idiot, then he turns around and i see that its a guy that went to my school and i used to make fun of him all the time and his parents are my parents good friends. I go up to him and hes still dancing then he turns around and he sees me standing right beside him..hes like..hi...im like hi..how are you..hes like good, then he leaves and goes somewhere in the corner where i cant see him
he got so afraid that i might tell my parents that i saw him at the club on E jumping up and down like a fucking moron, it was funny shit


also at Guv last winter seeing this 60y old middle eastern man with a beard and mustache, no shirt on and a fucken hairy body (im talking hair ewverywhere, even shoulders) dancing on a stage by himself in the middle of guvernment high on E..that was one of the funniest moments in the club ever
also they way he was dancing is underscribable..you had to see it