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| quote: | The Story so far
There once lived a guy name Big Willy which had a big chainsaw, and he killed himself with it. But came back to life to kill the threadstarter but he couldnt do to the fact tweek was busy making crap threads about shemales but the thread had pictures of [N]ûk|êû[Z] grandmas saggy titties which were more pathetic than the PM tweek just sent him cos he wouldnt play nice in his silly gay thread but out of no where Gary Coleman pops up and says "What you talkin' about wellis?...so he kicks a large avacado, sending it flying over a fence, and it lands on .....[N]ûk|êû[Z] in the Cooter becuase his a big pussy thats why big willy pumped Space_Marine full of strange white stuff that had the texture of snot… turns out it was snot and ::TranceVanDyk:: learned the facts of how bowels, beans, and whiskey make for fiery diarrhea when not properly eaten with a bowl of brussel sprouts that was rotting in the dark corner of the dim-lit kitchen, while Willie was pondering how his mind is sick and demented, thinking about killing naked chicks with chainsaws and corporate honchos with sharp edge axes, yet people use him as their own remote control, which was available on the side of an extra large burger with cheese, for only 4.99 as part of MCdonald's new healthy holiday meal then everyone got drunk and started climbing moutains with orby. A good time was had by all until they were mauled and raped by a family of grizzly bears. The bears then got drunk and posted in t3h COR then Tiesto came and saved them with Adagio For Strings becuase Bears dont like shitty trance music especially on top of mountains. So Big Willy uses his chainsaw and makes beef jerky out the bear meat to make a profit. So he takes a plane to Iraq and sells the beef jerky to poor.
Space Marine,Orbwax,::TranceVanDyk::,Gary Coleman, and [N]ûk|êû[Z] couldnt come along for the trip to Iraq becuase there Raped and Mauled and were left to die,Big Willy Couldnt possibly get raped because he indeed was a ghost remember. THen Big Willy lost his head but he cant lose his head because he is a fucking ghost so He lost his cock which was immediately devoured by jennypie which is her favorite main course meal beacuse she likes bukkake...she reamber her first trip to japan in which terrified her, because the willies were so small but eventually put that aside because she was too busy with other things Like making skat movies with turtles, and earthworms. Eventually, she grew tired of her porn stardom and decided to return home where she found out she lost her entire trance collection in a cascade residence originating somewhere in New Mexico. This pissed her off royally as she spent the better part of her early youth amassing her Trance collection from money she made servicing old, filthy rich industrialists. She stared in the mirror, her reflection was an insult. The reality of a life wasted on session after session of meaningless, shallow sex hit in. Her body, deteriorated by too much drugs and partying and her mangled genitalia served as a damning record of self-abuse, and an existance which (though once promising) was now but a mockery of life. Suicide with a rusty spoon seemed like the most expedient course of action. She began scraping the rusty spoon against her eyeballs to make them bleed. Once her eyes her blood red, she swallowed the spoon whole, choked and died. Then a grizzly bear ate her. Suddenly the grizzly bear shat out her love child which looks something like a cross between william shatner and spike lee |
and named it Grizzly Shat-Spike who had a large yellow
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| quote: | Originally posted by Clovis86
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