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trancechaos
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| quote: | Originally posted by TheVrk
we CAN smoke weed |
canadians surely smoke a hell of a lot more than any other country i have been to.
RESPECT
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Jan-18-2005 23:06
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DigiNut
You kids get off my lawn!

Registered: Dec 2002
Location: Toronto, Self-proclaimed Centre of the Universe
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Canada is aboot:
- Hockey (which no other country is interested in)
- Curling (you don't even wanna know)
- Beer (which actually sucks here)
- Taxes (guess where 70% of your cash is going, or about 30% if you're just visiting)
- Gay marriage (first on the bandwagon, and proud of it!)
- Very cold weather
- Anti-Americanism (if you hate Dubya, you'll feel right at home here)
- Obscene nationalism (look for flags sewn on backpacks and such - we're proud of our culture, whatever it is...)
- Good weed (but only on the west coast)
- Bacon (an excellent accompaniment to good weed)
- Poutine ("I can already feel my arteries clogging!")
Canada is NOT aboot:
- Military (our army could put Prague and Zaire to shame)
- Health care (you get a letter telling you to check back in 6 months - but you get it for FREE!)
- Moose (the only Moose I ever saw were paper maché statues scattered across the city)
- Inventions (no, we did not invent basketball, or lacrosse, or the zipper, or velcro, or the telephone)
- Music (Avril Lavigne, Alanis Morisette, Celine Dion, Nickelback, w00t!!)
Toronto is aboot:
- Traffic jams and dangerous driving
- Complaining
- Bragging
- Multiculturalism (read: thousands of people who don't speak a word of English)
- Snooty garbagemen
- Montreal-bashing
- Vancouver-bashing
- Everyone-else-bashing
Enjoy your stay!
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Jan-19-2005 00:15
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SniFFleS
Suspended User
Registered: Jan 2004
Location: Toronto
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Canada is about asking foreigners what they think about our country and asking them what they have heard about us. I think a lot of us are obsessed with telling people we are from Canada because we think we are so great because we are not American.
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Jan-19-2005 00:18
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