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Originally posted by bluE_Neon Q: How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

heres da answer, its a joke

it takes 9 cops...1 holding da lightbulb, 4 beneath him, holding him and turning him around da proper way, 2 put in da lightbulb and da last 4 beneath all da five, turning around da other way so da cop on da top doesn't get dizzy hehehe

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my dignity is not for sale, because in order for it to be for sale, it would infer that I had some and I would claim that I am do not have enough dignity for sale..so final answer, $1.45(dime dime, quater loony)


QUestin, does Blue Neon speak english?

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it appears he does, b/c he uses some sort of english to express himself

q: what is your question for the next person? <---- i dont have a question to ask

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Originally posted by apri_peel it appears he does, b/c he uses some sort of english to express himself q: what is your question for the next person? <---- i dont have a question to ask

Righttt, of course i get stuck with this, lololol

Ok,If someone offered you everything in life that you always wanted , if you killed someone he/she didnt like but you didnt know the person, would you do it??

hahahahahaha, lets see whos a murder in here

Ok, im not really sure here. I suppose I would do anything to get EVERYTHING -, but - in saying that - I'd have to live with the concience - yeah - not happy bout that one.


Ok, you had that vital choice between health (life) and death. Would you have pasta minging tuna mix (heath) or grillsteak, chips & beans (death)?

tuna is actually bad for you (if you eat too often of it), it can kill ya, it contains very high percentage of mercury. so if i were to die either way (which i am just like every body else), id go for steak chips and beans. beans are good for you, they contain lots of protein and vitamins and shit

question: you are given a choice of either living in garden of eden with the most beautiful man/woman on earth, with all the food you can dream of, know no pain, no illness, no problems, but it will be only the two of you for eternity; OR live the life you live right now, where you can get sick and die at any moment, and may not even meet that special one.

Have a few drinks and your living between both worlds lol. Id actually choose to live the way im living now though. You only feel good once you've known pain. Suffering builds character.

Btw, The lightbulb joke..You need one woman to hold the bulb and 3000 to turn the house. That was how i understood it when i was younger.

My Question: If you went camping one night and woke up the next morning with a soar and bloody ass would you tell anyone?

yeah i would cuz they'll know what's up when i start walking like i just shietted out a watermelon..

Question for the next:

If you were having a good conversation with your all time fav DJ/producer, and you accidently let out a loud, wet ass fart, what would you say or do?

A: i dunno

Q: does this make me a liar???

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A: Yes.

Q: Who voted for George W.?

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