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Originally posted by Slylee there's a book i bought a while ago called, "All About Us" and it's like a big journal that the 2 of you fill out about yourselves and your relationship. i'm saving it for whenever i get married. there's another one called, "All About Me" and you fill it out about yourself, obviously. anyway, buy her that book, tell her to fill it out and then tell her you want to read it when she's done. she'll be puddy in your hands.

what will chicks think up next? sounds like something i did in 2nd grade to learn more about my buddy

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Originally posted by Slylee Just put a red ribbon or bow around your penis and go to her place and pull your pants down, and say, “well, here it is baby, come and get it.”

I'll have to try that one.

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Flowers work, if done right. I've bought flowers on a couple of occasions and had them be a golden idea.

First time - I was going fishing for the weekend with a friend of mine and had just started dating this girl for a couple of weeks or so. I had flowers delivered to her, while I was away, with a note that read, "Even though I may be away, my heart is with you." She loved them.

Second time - Again I had been seeing the girl for a few weeks. I talked to her during the day and she was having a bad day. So I called her cousin to get her address and went to a flower shop. I was going to have them delivered, but they couldn't deliver it that day. So I drove down there myself and rang the doorbell. She lived with her parents and her dad answered the door. I gave him the flowers for her and went home. I got a call a little later, when she got home, and she said that she had had a terrible day and that you couldn't wipe the smile off her face from getting the roses.

So, I think it depends. You have to figure out a way to be creative about it.

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flowers are always nice, to be honest. i don't get them enough to be sick of them or anything. any sort of gesture never goes unnoticed with me, that's just how i am. i'm really big on "the little things" like giving me that last bump of coke.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee flowers are always nice, to be honest. i don't get them enough to be sick of them or anything. any sort of gesture never goes unnoticed with me, that's just how i am. i'm really big on "the little things" like giving me that last bump of coke.

I bet you appreciate when he asks before sticking it in your ass as well right?

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Originally posted by Slylee flowers are always nice, to be honest. i don't get them enough to be sick of them or anything. any sort of gesture never goes unnoticed with me, that's just how i am. i'm really big on "the little things" like giving me that last bump of coke.

And you wonder why the coke joke gets perpetuated?

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i say you just find one great gift...buy like 6 of them at a time...and reuse the same great gift for all the different girls you date...


it's fool proof!


plus you could maybe get a discount for buying bulk hehe

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Originally posted by NiteMer And you wonder why the coke joke gets perpetuated?

no i dont wonder that i instigate them for shits and giggles.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by NiteMer And you wonder why the coke joke gets perpetuated?

can you order flowers laced with coke so she gets a 'bump' when she sniffs them?

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Originally posted by j_spot I bet you appreciate when he asks before sticking it in your ass as well right?

i'm sorry...did i ever give you the impression that you can talk to me like that? if so, then let me just clarify right now that you can't.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by igottaknow can you order flowers laced with coke so she gets a 'bump' when she sniffs them?

BRILLIANT!

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee BRILLIANT!

Guiness in a bottle?

I'd love to get some beer for valentines! But gift giving is usually a one way street on this holiday of all (commercial) holidays!

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