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Giving shit to Croatian girls will only result in the folliwng things:
1. Chilli seeds rubbed into your underwear.
2. Grass seed planted in your carpet and slowly watered.
3. Prawns inserted into your curtain rods.
4. A cracked egg under the seat of your car.
5. One of your testicles inserted onto a lolly pop stick only for you to see the girl in question sucking it at the next dance event.
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"The first stage of the great adventure has concluded happily, and here I am installed in Mexico, although I have no idea about the future" Che Guevara
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