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| quote: | Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
"If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink."
Jack Handey - possibly the wisest man ever.
BSE |
^^^LoL.... agreed! I LOVE Jack Handey - someone should find an anthology of his on the web and post it here....
and word to the biz.... LoL , i thought it was Bobby McFerrin that said "don't worry, be happy?"??? LoL....
some quotes that i like:
(my all-time favorite): "If you lend someone 20 bucks and you never see that person again, it was probably worth it!" - unknown.
**"There's no point in living if you can't feel alive." - Elektra King, Tomrrow never Dies...
**"Build a man a fire and keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire and keep him warm for the rest of his life." - unknown
**"My best friend is a tight-rope walker... One day we were walking down the sidewalk and he tripped and fell.... That's totally unacceptable!" - Mitch Hedberg (another one of my favorites)
**"My friend asked me if i wanted a frozen banana. I said "no". But then i realized i wanted a regular banana later, so.. "yeah." - Mitch Hedberg
**"I hate it when people hand me flyers... It's like they're saying 'Here, YOU throw this away.'" - Mitch Hedberg
**"I went to the store to buy a candle-holder, but they didn't have one. So i bought a cake!" - Mitch Hedberg
...and the Hedberg ones go on and on... one of the funniest guys out there, you can download his comedic CD from AG.
not trance related, but oh well... 
-ABT-
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Peace.
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