one of my friends best friends went to visit the states from south africa.

Upon talking to this dumbass american, he asks:

"South Africa? Wow, have you ever seen a car?"

Man, the only answer i can think of is "No, i missed the 1,578 cars i passed by on the way out of the airport"

Americans dont know SHIT about geography.

Anyone remember that show "Dog Eat Dog" ??

There was a final question for the contestants:

"What is the largest nation in North America?"

"Uh...........I dont know...........uh, Asia?"

Fucking idiot.....

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Originally posted by kamil "What is the largest nation in North America?" "Uh...........I dont know...........uh, Asia?"

lol.

another one from when i was in florida: i was talking to some guy and he asks where im from, i say England and he turns round and says "where's that, near japan or something?" i was like "errr no, it's part of an island on the western side of europe" (wile thinking 'do i really look oriental/asian to you') he then goes "like the bahamas" and i had to stop myself from spluttering my breakfast everywhere and said "yeah, but a tad colder". what a memory.

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i was at disneyland last year and some turdass disney-employee said "you canadians wear shorts too?"

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Disco and classical had sex while watching a sci-fi movie. Their child: trance.

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Originally posted by beats and beeps I was once playing online pool with a 27 year old american dude in new york, he was going through university to be a doctor. He asked me what the temperature was where I lived. I told him. No matter what I said he would not beleive that it was warmer where I lived. "I don't understand, you're in Canada, you're farther away from the equator." "I live in fucking Vancouver, on the west coast. You live in New York." "But you live in fucking Canada, I live in the US. How can you be 15 degrees warmer??"

Have Canadians sent a rocket to the moon?

RIght now you're using the Internet... an American invention.

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in school canadians learned about america, but americans dont' learn about canada in school

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Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. You mean to tell me there actually is a Canada?

yea, there really is a canada

but fuck, its tough getting used to this new clock......

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Originally posted by kamil one of my friends best friends went to visit the states from south africa. Upon talking to this dumbass american, he asks: "South Africa? Wow, have you ever seen a car?" Man, the only answer i can think of is "No, i missed the 1,578 cars i passed by on the way out of the airport"

So this was a friend of a friend. You know, heresay is often times exaggerated and misconstrued in order to make it look more substantial than it really is. I'm sure your friends are probably bitter like you and would like nothing better than to take a crack at a 'dumbass American.'

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Originally posted by UWM So this was a friend of a friend. You know, heresay is often times exaggerated and misconstrued in order to make it look more substantial than it really is. I'm sure your friends are probably bitter like you and would like nothing better than to take a crack at a 'dumbass American.'

yah, okay, how about we point out some people that america puts on national tv:

http://mediamatters.org/static/vide...00412010011.wmv

the ignorance that floats around in the states is astounding.

and when watching this video, you wonder WHY canadians dont like americans?

ive spent 15 years of my life in canada, and whenever "USA" comes up, the students are quick to jump and make fun of americans for being ignorant. the teachers laugh, and so do we. theres no bias. canadians dont like americans for MANY reasons, and the last MAIN reason is because of your bullshit fucking war on a defenseless and WMD-less country! Shit, id say its safe to say that MOST canadians dont like americans AT ALL. When u got the prime ministers secretary calling Bush a moron, that says something.

Or when Canada chose to help USA find bin laden in afghanistan, a US airplane accidentaly dropped bomb on a canadian base, the next day the canadian anthem got BOOED at the Detroit and Ottawa Senetors game! WAY TO GO AND SHOW RESPECT!!! And we aint fucking talkin 3 or 4 dumbasses booing, were talking an arena with THOUSANDS!

THEN, you guys hire a fuckhead like Tucker Carlson and spew bullshit like "Most canadians are out dogsledding" or Anne Coulter saying "USA allows canada to EXIST in north america!" Oh right, im sorry, canada is just renting space from USA!

the funniest thing is, americans actually patch the canadian flag onto their bags when travelling. why? because americans get treated like shit, for good reasons: arrogance and ignorance. combine the two and you get citizens who re-elect a president who ignored the UN and the geneva conventions, murdered civilians for oil profits and his own gains, ignored warnings of a 9/11 attack, etc, etc, etc etc....

oh i could go on, beleive me, i could. but the fact remains:

YOU RE-ELECTED HIM.

WHY????

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