macdonalds.


every girls dream date.

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or get sebpashtrick to write you a sexah note and discreetly leave it in her jacket pocket when you meet her then run away almost in tears

the ladys in america like to be taken to hooters dont they?

thats what i am gonna do if i am ever in america and get a dtae.

al bundy has taught me alot.

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Drag her out in a woodland environment beside a lake or river, bring some beer, make a fire, look at the moon and stars, and figure it out. If she don't wanna go, then f*ck her...I mean in the literal sense.


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Originally posted by Boomer187 build her a cake er something. I would automatically resort to bowling. Its fun even with two people, although you have to take your time and talk between frames and games. Plus you can play games where you bet....like if I get strik eyou have to tell me a secret...although replace secret with something cooler. plus you can drink there...and ur in canada eh, go 5 pin bowling

How do you build a cake?
I'm surprised nobody has said "pics or stfu" yet, so I'll say it: Pics or Stfu.

Take her bowling, that's a fun game, plus you can beat her then run around celebrating.

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Originally posted by smokeape Drag her out in a woodland environment beside a lake or river, bring some beer, make a fire, look at the moon and stars, and figure it out. If she don't wanna go, then f*ck her...I mean in the literal sense. [[[smoke]]]

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since people just started posting thise ill repost mine... it was at the end of the obscure 2nd page


have her over to your house, and start making dinner and >have her help.< (important! have her help a bit! make her earn it!) when it's cooking (make sure it'll take a bit) bring her over to the couch and spoon while watching the beginning of a chick flick (not her choice, but pick something on your own you think she'll like...) and then when the dinner is done (the movie should still have 30-60 mins left) have her stay there and you go out into the kitchen and finish up.

make the dinner romantic w/ candles (NO SCENTED ONES PLEASE) and maybe flowers and make sure the lights are dimmed. then feed her and when you're done eating, finish the movie and spoon while watching late night tv.

this strategy helped me avoid many lonely evenings and most of the times nights as well...

good luck

TRY THAT! it took me a bit but that plan is pretty much foolproof to help you achieve a romantic and quite possibly physical evening. the best part about it is versatility, if you want to just spend time together, fine! if you want to make love, cool! whatev!

cuz chicks dig guys that can cook. also, queer eye for the straight guy (yes i watch that... i am part metro you know... ) says that you should never have dirty dishes in your sink... it says something about your life. and another good tip. when you are with HER it is HER time, but when your not, make sure SHE knows that you have a life and that you'll give her attention during HER time... aka- have a life and dont talk to her on the phone/obsess about her too much.

im typing to much!


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hey you stole all my ideas

Well, if all that mamsy pansy shit don't work, then put on a pair of leather gloves and punch her real hard between the eyeballs to stun 'er. You can usually make some time with her after that...


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cake building is pedro steeze cant use that one, although it almost worked.
girls *heart* 5 pin canadian bowling but i wont admit to a bowling date.

I'd say picnic in a nice park but I see you're in the area of no radio and frozen tundra. Hopefully someone will get that reference. But yeah, when it warms up in Canada, take her for a picnic lunch. My girlfriend loves when I do that.

You know.....to be honest ive never really gone on 'dates'.

I either meet them at a party/club

we've already done the dirty horse-on-a-mambo (so no dates necessary)

or

i just invite them to my apartment to "hang out" and i keep it simple. IF we do anything it's something random and i like random. Most of the girls ive chilled with like the randomness as well. It shows that you have no agenda and anything goes with her.

So i dont know, s0n.

Either fuk her already, or just keep it simple.

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