Registered: Jun 2000
Location: Herts, England | UKGTA #1
lol, that guide is hilarious, it always amazes me to think what someone must eat to send a machine gun flying out of their arse, at work there are 8 toilets and you're guaranteed one person goes in there and re-enacts the classic Two Ronnies comedy sketch "The Phantom Raspberry Blower" - or maybe just the sound :P its like "woah, what the fuck you been eating/drinking man!" - I'm courteous and allow the person to leave the toilet and the room before coming out to save their embarassment
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Mar-12-2005 15:36
Dervish
Your opinion matters.
Registered: Dec 2003
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by Cloudburst
I our uni the toilets are separate soundproof rooms, no stalls and shit (well those excist too, but meh).
Ahh right I was in a company building with thouse once, wondered why they made them separate.
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Mar-12-2005 16:47
L.E.N.
Rippin' and a Tearin'
Registered: Dec 2004
Location: Been Pullin out since '93 OCTA#9 / LATA #57
So far I havent had to at work yet (knock on wood) If I did, at least there is only one toilet per room...but they are filthy Fucking mechanics mess the place up
I few shy pooperers in here I see. If I gotta poop it doesnt worry me too much really. Id rather get rid off the brown baby than fart all day. I hate people coming up to me just after ive done a fart. The look on the persons face is quite amusing as a look of discust comes over it; though it is freaken embarrising/ unless it's a mate, & then ill save it up & use it against them when the time is right .
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Mar-12-2005 22:32
Sunsnail
Global Moderator
Registered: Sep 2004
Location:
I had an explosive diarrhea attack at school today. It got all over the toilet and floor. Thank god no one was in there.
Sep-20-2005 23:23
Eagle`
Progressive Psy Addict
Registered: Aug 2002
Location: Brussels
quote:
Originally posted by Jake Conlon
fucking n00bz just put toilet tissue in the toilet before you take a dump.
i had to laugh when i saw the thread title, as it relates to an activity ive just done. we've all done. im just one to admit it straight up.
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Sep-20-2005 23:42
Krypton
83.798 g/6.022x10^23
Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Texas
quote:
Originally posted by Sunsnail
I had an explosive diarrhea attack at school today. It got all over the toilet and floor. Thank god no one was in there.
ever found that giant terd in the school bathroom??
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Sep-20-2005 23:44
eye_03
lolz!!!11
Registered: Apr 2002
Location: Vancouver
NEVER do it during breaks, just think about it.. THEY'RE PAYING ME TO POOP!!11ONE
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Sep-20-2005 23:52
superglo
shake well before use ...
Registered: Jun 2003
Location: in between the sheets
quote:
Originally posted by ::TranceVanDyk::
ever found that giant terd in the school bathroom??
the one thats standing vertically and sticking out halfway out of the bowl ?? the same one that seems to be in the only empty stall left when you really need to take a dump ??
yea.
then you break the sound barrier running to another bathroom.
Fucking mechanics mess the place up
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