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NiteMer
Prog/Trance Ambassador

Registered: Jun 2004
Location: Denver, CO

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Originally posted by Kitikat
He should put his boss's stapler in Jello. It will be especially effective if its a Swingline stapler that his boss is very attached to.

I told them, I set the building on fire.

Just have him clean a fish on his desk. Should work.

Note - Technically you can't claim unemployment, when fired, but, rather, when you are laid off. There is a difference. If the company had a reason, other than cutting back, for firing you, you technically can't make a claim. However, most companies don't contest it, and you get it anyway. That's what happened to me. I was lucky.

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May-11-2005 20:46

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NiteMer
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Registered: Jun 2004
Location: Denver, CO

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May-11-2005 20:48

The Crew
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Registered: Jan 2005
Location: Akron, Ohio

Well...I know someone that got fired from McDonald's for making a slight alteration to their sign out front...

"Now Hiring Smiling Faces"... edited to

"Now Hiring Smiling Feces"

I would recommend any method that offends their customers...if you are bad enough they will fire you on the spot to show their customers they dont "tolerate" that type of behavior.

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May-11-2005 21:18

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CleverName
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Registered: Dec 2004
Location: home

Just get caught fappin on the job, that'll do it

May-11-2005 22:20 United States

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Viber
In Search Of Unicorns

Registered: Jun 2003
Location: City, Country format

LOL!!!
reminds me of that episode in Seinfeld where George wanted to get fired from the Yankees.

Tell your friend to invite whores and strippers to his boss's office in order for him to get caught with them in the middle of things or tell him to bring some big ass speakers and plug them into a computer and then playing some Brianna Banks's films on full volume.

May-11-2005 22:38