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Originally posted by Stingray Your fiancee does all of the above: fart, shit, sweat, burp, puke and scratch her crotch

EWWWWWWWWWWW NO SHE DOESN'T!!!!!!!!!! This is like when they told me there was no Santa Claus!!!! 2002 was the worst year of my LIFE!!!!

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Originally posted by fayraree EWWWWWWWWWWW NO SHE DOESN'T!!!!!!!!!! This is like when they told me there was no Santa Claus!!!! 2002 was the worst year of my LIFE!!!!

WHAT?!?!?!?

There's no Santy Claus, well thanks alot Fahad for ruining my one true happiness, so what about all those years when I left milk and cookies for him, plus I always got presents under the tree. Then tell me, tell me who was it than?

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Originally posted by Stingray Sure they do! They fart, shit, sweat, burp, puke and scratch their crotches just like guys do

...That is all ...LIES ....
Damnit

What is the problem with all you guys...

Females have many of the same bodily functions you do, we just keep it to ourselves a bit more.. kinda.. i think

????



*BURP*

Ever fart so hard that a little squirt of poo comes out? I call them sharts, arent they great?

ive only ever seen guys have skid marks, and thats only if they wear tighty whiteys,, which is not a big turn on for me,,

in general ,, girls bums are a lot cleaner than guys bums, less hair, easier to reach,, i think only if there were problems,, stomach problems,, leading to other problems,,, then ,, i dunno, but usually you should wipe till the tissue is white... thats how to avoid that problem..



and if your ex gf was over because of family problems and that happened,,, there musta been a reason for that... stress can give ppl the shits i guess..


as for makign a girl cry if she had skid marks,, what the hell is wrong with you ppl,, if i had that happen to me and some guy was trying to make me cry, i take those skiddy underpants and rub them in his face!

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Originally posted by lipstick ive only ever seen guys have skid marks, and thats only if they wear tighty whiteys,, which is not a big turn on for me,, in general ,, girls bums are a lot cleaner than guys bums, less hair, easier to reach,, i think only if there were problems,, stomach problems,, leading to other problems,,, then ,, i dunno, but usually you should wipe till the tissue is white... thats how to avoid that problem.. and if your ex gf was over because of family problems and that happened,,, there musta been a reason for that... stress can give ppl the shits i guess.. as for makign a girl cry if she had skid marks,, what the hell is wrong with you ppl,, if i had that happen to me and some guy was trying to make me cry, i take those skiddy underpants and rub them in his face!

lol u rock

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Originally posted by lipstick if i had that happen to me and some guy was trying to make me cry, i take those skiddy underpants and rub them in his face!

Some guys pay extra for that...

hahaaha thanks!

50$ and i'll rub some in your face!

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Originally posted by house_conXion Yeah me too, out of the 4 episodes this season so far (including this weekend) i've missed the 1st one and the one showing on Sunday, damn that sucks

DUDE! Khoa, thats horrible! Whut the hell man, you gotta get on top of that shit! Appreciate!

I never miss either Family Guy or American Dad on Sundays!

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Originally posted by lipstick 50$ and i'll rub some in your face!

will you touch my penis too?