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Originally posted by Dervish and how long for the vodka to evaporate? Or is it into a small hole?

yes yes... good Q's. Also, will the Vodka overpower the watermelon?! Sorry, had to result to the girly question.

We used to do that in summer camp - actually buy a bottle of vodka and inject it into a watermellon. then bring it back to the bunks and let it sit in the sun for a day or two. Then, chill it and eat it.

consider your trip to Barfville booked.

Ok, another one - while we're all here...

Angry Gonzales

1/4 pitcher tequila
5 counts grand mariner
1/8 pitcher sour mix
ice
top it off with rasberry cocktail and blend.

Frozen goodness that will f*ck you up and good for the gurlz too!

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

My female friend suggested this one:

Cumshot
1/2 shot glass coconut liquer
fill the rest with vodka

Looks like... well you know what. 3-4 of these and you might as well be pouring her your own...

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

In a hi-ball, mix:
1oz rum
1oz blue caraco (I probably spelt that wrong)
1oz strawberry liqure
fill with lime juice
Name it whatever you want... it was the invention of a bartender in the Dominican after I challenged him to surprise me.

Also try;
2/3 coconut rum
1/3 scotch

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard In a hi-ball, mix: 1oz rum 1oz blue caraco (I probably spelt that wrong) 1oz strawberry liqure fill with lime juice Name it whatever you want... it was the invention of a bartender in the Dominican after I challenged him to surprise me.

did he take advantage of you thereafter?

and it is spelled: "blue carajo"?

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

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Originally posted by emc^2 did he take advantage of you thereafter? and it is spelled: "blue carajo"?

Thanks, I knew I had it wrong.
He didn't take advantage of me but he sure did try to get me loaded. When mixed right the drink is purple... as the day went on it became black due more liqure and less juice. On day number two of drinking this thing I was passed out by 2:30pm.... turns out he was using the 151 proof that day.

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard On day number two of drinking this thing I was passed out by 2:30pm.... turns out he was using the 151 proof that day.

....you sure he didn't take advantage of you.....

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Originally posted by Dervish ....you sure he didn't take advantage of you.....

I suppose anything is possible

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard I suppose anything is possible

Reminds me of that joke, "Blonde walks into a bar full of men and orders 3 shots of whiskey. After 3rd one she passes out and entire bar gang-bangs her. Next day - same thing, orders 3 shots, passes out, gets pwn3d. 3rd day - orders a glass of water. Waiter asks, 'how come not 3 shots of whiskey?' blonde: 'oh, it makes my pu55y hurt'"

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

mah special drink


vodka and water = good with lemon wedges
rum and water = "" "" "" ""
whisky and water = """""""""
tequila on rocks = """""""

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

A nice variation on your "body shot":

Need: Tequila, lemon, salt, girlfriend

Salty Nipple
1. Pour a shot of tequila
2. Have your girl dip her nipple into your shot glass
3. Sprinkle some salt on the nipple
4. Slam a shot, suck on the salty nipple, bite into lemon.

Be careful, as after few shots of these, you may confuse the last 2 steps of part 4. DON'T BITE THE NIPPLE!

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)