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Originally posted by Dervish I watched the film recently. I thought it was kinda crap in bits actually. But definatly good to see it all pan out. One thing though you know the guy Palpatine has as his master who knew all the shit. You know the bit where he says "he had the power to create life" and you know how Anakin didn't have have a dad and his mum went "there was no father" think it was him?

Don't you know anything?! Anakin is Jesus and his mother is Mary, she was impregnated by God himself!

I liked it, but I was expecting total shit like episodes 1 and 2 and while it is much much better then them 2 yes it had its flaws, the main one being Georgies stubbornes not to HIRE A FUCKING WRITER!! I felt sorry for the actors saying some of those cheesy lines. Ep1 and 2 where wasted and 3 had too much to tell.
And the way Anakin moved over to the dark side so easily was a bit dissapointing as well.

Overall it was entertaining, sometimes for the wrong reasons. The ending was the best part because it linked very well to the old trilogy. oh and some of the fight scenes went a little too long I felt.

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Yeah the lines were a total chedder-fest. That's what ruined it in my opinion. Like some kind of mid day soap opra or something

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my friend is a diehard fan, and the other night I was sayign to him:

you know in episode 4, how they destroy that planet with the deathstar, all they needed was one jedi with a lightsabre on the planet to deflect that fkr back to the deathstar and it was GG Empire right there.

he hates me.

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Prodigal, you hit it on the head. I love the PDD. Lucas can't write good lines to save his life. The man is a genious when it comes to imagination, and I even would say his directing is not bad, although not amazing. The poor lines, in all of the movies, really bog down the story and dull the films down. Great comment.

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Originally posted by ProDiGaL my friend is a diehard fan, and the other night I was sayign to him: you know in episode 4, how they destroy that planet with the deathstar, all they needed was one jedi with a lightsabre on the planet to deflect that fkr back to the deathstar and it was GG Empire right there. he hates me.

How the hell could one light sabre deflect a laser beam that big and powerful?!

Bloody heathen!

Actually, said this before but worth posting on here, but according to the last (2001) UK census, there are more Jedis in the UK than there are Jews!

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Originally posted by George Smiley Actually, said this before but worth posting on here, but according to the last (2001) UK census, there are more Jedis in the UK than there are Jews!

Thats because all the Jews fled after your hate-crime epidemic

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Originally posted by Yoepus Thats because all the Jews fled after your hate-crime epidemic

Hey the Jews didn't go anywhere! Its just that for some reason the Jedi religion has become very popular, popular enuf to be considered an official religion of the UK (which means if you get over 10,000 people in the census saying "Jedi")

think it was 100,000 people or more that actually did it.... fucking lazy bum students and their futile attempts to be humorous and unique....

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Originally posted by Dervish think it was 100,000 people or more that actually did it.... fucking lazy bum students and their futile attempts to be humorous and unique....

390,127!!

Must me more though cos thats only England and Wales.

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Originally posted by Dervish Must me more though cos thats only England and Wales.

Well there must be at least one more what with Obi Wan being Scottish!