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Originally posted by Jem_hadar Weeeeee, hey Kells, hehe, im getting my hair trimmed and MORE blonde highlights into it.. im slowly going back to blonde again! THANK GOD... im so sick of (my) brown hair, cannot stand it... blonde is where im happiest! ~jem~

So does that mean that blondes have more fun?

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Originally posted by starsearcher So does that mean that blondes have more fun?

I pulled more chicks when I was blonde before.

That could be a confidence thing though. Im just happier with myself and shit as blonde. I just love blonde hair.

-jem-

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A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan
officer.

She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to
borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan.

So, the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce.

The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. She has the
title, and everything checks out.

The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The
bank's president, and its officers, all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde, for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral, against a $5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the
bank's underground garage, and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the
interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your
business. And, this transaction has worked out very nicely. But, we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out, and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The blonde replies..... "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41, and expect it to be there when I
return?"

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Originally posted by Jem_hadar A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan. So, the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. She has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president, and its officers, all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde, for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral, against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage, and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business. And, this transaction has worked out very nicely. But, we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out, and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blonde replies..... "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41, and expect it to be there when I return?"

Although that's not a blonde joke...this makes blondes seem smart

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Originally posted by starsearcher this makes blondes seem smart

So it obviously wasn't a real blond. Just someone who had an accident with a bucket of peroxide!

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A blonde named Cindy goes over to her friend's house wearing a T.G.I.F. tee-shirt.

"Why are you wearing a Thank God It's Friday tee-shirt on Monday?"

"Oh shit!" Cindy says, "I thought it meant Tits Go In Front."


~Jem~

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Originally posted by starsearcher Although that's not a blonde joke...this makes blondes seem smart

Johnny, thats a blond joke ! Who says they all have to be about stupid ones?

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg?

Nothing. Theyve never met.


Why did the blond get fired from the m&m's factory?

She kept throwin out the w's


How do you get a one armed blond out of a tree?

Wave at her.


How do you get 2 one armed blonds out of a tree?

Wave at them.

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Originally posted by tha_broad What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing. Theyve never met. Why did the blond get fired from the m&m's factory? She kept throwin out the w's How do you get a one armed blond out of a tree? Wave at her. How do you get 2 one armed blonds out of a tree? Wave at them.

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Originally posted by PartEgurl Johnny, thats a blond joke ! Who says they all have to be about stupid ones?

Aww come on I was just kidding anyway

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Originally posted by bass drive blonde alarm clock not ment to offend all the lovely blondes on the board

LOL, good 1 man

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What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.

What do you call a brunette standing with two blondes?
Interpreter.

What do you call ten blondes standing in a line?
A wind tunnel.

Why couldn't the blondes do the nativity play?
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

What's the different between a blonde man and woman?
A blonde woman has a higher sperm count.

What do you call a blonde with a brain cell?
Gifted.

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
Pregnant.

What do you call a blonde with three brain cells?
Pregnant with twins

What did the blonde say when she was pregnant?
"Ooo, I hope it's mine".

What happened to the blonde who sat in the middle of the road?
She fell off.

A blonde was at a vending machine putting in dollar bills. With every bill she put in a coke can came out. Eventually a queue started to form behind her with the people getting irritated. Eventually one guy went up to her and said "why can't you just get your drink and leave"? The blonde replied, "not now, I'm winning"...

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike Social outcasts are often of the opinion that they must have a drink before being able to loosen up with their inhibitions, thus being able to have a good time. There's a word that sums up this sort of behaviour, and that word is 'reject.'