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dude talk to the person dont fuck with their property... if the problem is not resloved.. then leave the situation/ relationship.... and take the pain..... y hurt someone just so u can feel better? or their personal property...

Seriously sound advice. I don't understand why you would want to f*** with them like that. IMHO it immediately shows the quality (or lack thereof) of your character. The fact that you have so little self-control seems like a good indication of your jouvenile nature.

BTW, a potatoe in the exhaust pipe won't do shit.
But I do like teh superglue in the keyhole of his car. That'd piss the f*** out of me.

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Originally posted by jonze234 watch the south park episode with scott tetterman for ideas

"i made you eat your parents i made you eat your parents"

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Originally posted by Danny Ocean fuck his mom

Or Floorfiller style by banging his sister.

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Put limburger cheese in his heater core.

Or do this, Get him drunk during the day at a local bar or a friends house. Then take his keys away from him since he's drunk & have a friend take him to Dennys or some resturant to sober him up. Then take his keys to the local Ace Hardware or somewhere else close that copys keys. Then give him his keys back, but you keeping a copy to his house without him knowing. Then find out when no one is home at his house. In sometime in the near future while no one is home, go to the local animal shelter. Adopt a bunch of dogs, cats & whatever other weird animals they will let you adopt for only the cost of papers (the more friends there to adopt the more animals you get). Then let them loose in his house. & when him & his parents come home they will experiance thier new zoo. I did it to an old friend years ago & my friends & I still laugh about it.

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make a whole bunch of online classified ads for

- porn videos
- cheap rent
- cheap stuff (like $50 Xbox!)
- cheap odd stuff


and list with his phone number. he'll be deluged with calls from random ppl


...
hehe

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Originally posted by Porky make a whole bunch of online classified ads for - porn videos - cheap rent - cheap stuff (like $50 Xbox!) - cheap odd stuff and list with his phone number. he'll be deluged with calls from random ppl ... hehe

heh they did something similar in hackers!

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why fuck about?
petrol bomb his car, but never tell any1 that u did it.

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the immature vindictiveness of you guys disturbs me

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by kfergs So recently i have had this dilema with a person and being the dickbag that i am i want to fuck with them real bad... so i was wondering if anyone had some good ideas of how to fuck with someones house/car/personal property... I was thinking of dropping a few packs of firecrackers in his shitty Honda Predlude and then after they went off stuff a potato in his muffler real tight.... or somehow putting a shitload of live feeder crickets from a pet store in his car...

Ahhh to be 15 again.... If only.

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Originally posted by nchs09 dude talk to the person dont fuck with their property... if the problem is not resloved.. then leave the situation/ relationship.... and take the pain..... y hurt someone just so u can feel better? or their personal property...

You remind me of my mum...so I am sure I will tell you the same thing I tell her....

I'll let you guess first

these sound like very good ideas...


to all that oppose what i want to do... i understand that this is immature and that i could be spending my time with other shit... but in my town there isnt much to do when you're under 21 and i personally enjoy pissing people off... especially when they don't know it's you... the only reason im not gunna beat the fcuk out of him is i dont feel like going to jail due to that fact he has a probation officer that would obviously know that someone wailed his face into a curb

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Originally posted by kfergs these sound like very good ideas... to all that oppose what i want to do... i understand that this is immature and that i could be spending my time with other shit... but in my town there isnt much to do when you're under 21 and i personally enjoy pissing people off... especially when they don't know it's you... the only reason im not gunna beat the fcuk out of him is i dont feel like going to jail due to that fact he has a probation officer that would obviously know that someone wailed his face into a curb

there are different ways to channel your anger from not getting enough attention from mommy & daddy when you were little.


quit making excuses and get a life.


if you want attention, at least find a better way like becoming an attention whore on an internet forum

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone