I wonder what I should make for lunch tomorrow. Going to the zoo with the gf and want a nice homemade lunch but dunno what

i have this gig tomorra, its like after the school organized graduation kinda thing. i get $463 for it, yay! (calculated from the current value of the dollar vs. NOK). well, there'll be free drinks and shit, and i'm hoping to hook up with this chick jeanette that i have had a crush on for almost all year.. in first and second year she wasnt all that great, but imo she's really hot now. lol we used to call her 'fuck hair' bcus she always had a fuck due :P

but now she is hot, and i wanna hook up with her, thankfully my mate is also doing some spinning there, so maybe i'll slip it in while im on a break :P

damn, i really suck at picking up chicks lol...

oh, come to think of it, the party is at a kinda big beach, its like this house that has a big ass door facing the sea, and its like a little bay (35-40 m) and there are like 'cliffs' on both sides... maybe ill lure her up there :P thatd be cool... maybe i also should put like candles and shit and one of those red/white squared table clothes on a grass patch, and a bottle of champ or white wine, and take her there and tell her i really need to talk t her... damn im ranting on here, is it ranting? im not really sure what the word is, but you prolly know what i mean..

anyhoo, hope i get some jeanette action, cus she is fiiine..

good night im going to bed

alf-einar signing off at 05:45

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ALFI - BOHICA - DJ MIX (Stream+Dropbox)

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Originally posted by DJ Chrono I wonder what I should make for lunch tomorrow. Going to the zoo with the gf and want a nice homemade lunch but dunno what

PICNIC!!! woot.

Bring beer.

i have to piss

but im too lazy to get up.

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My secretary had a wedgy all of last week. And today? She still has it. Refuses to fix herself. I think she likes it.

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Originally posted by apostrophe My secretary had a wedgy all of last week. And today? She still has it. Refuses to fix herself. I think she likes it.

why dont you ask her?

"hey bitch, you like stuff up your ass?"

"omg, what?!?!"


then rip out her wedgy and be like "OH YEAH!!!!!!!"

i have no idea why youd say "oh yeah", but hey, you know, sometimes the things that make no sense make the most sense.



and i digress

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink why dont you ask her? "hey bitch, you like stuff up your ass?" "omg, what?!?!" then rip out her wedgy and be like "OH YEAH!!!!!!!" i have no idea why youd say "oh yeah", but hey, you know, sometimes the things that make no sense make the most sense. and i digress

I really don't want to touch her ass meng! I'd post a pic of her but no camera. And you'd see. When I met her, all thoughts of an affair inside the office just went up in smoke. Pooofff. As "I" ran away shrinking. No, I say nay to picking her wedgy. I might call her on it though. Har Har.

I had a differencial Equations professor that would go through class without touching on Diff Eq at all. He would simply start talking, realise he was going through his vast quantity of useless knowledge, say "As we digress..." and then digress upon his digression.

ADD?? or maybe

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Originally posted by apostrophe I had a differencial Equations professor that would go through class without touching on Diff Eq at all. He would simply start talking, realise he was going through his vast quantity of useless knowledge, say "As we digress..." and then digress upon his digression. ADD?? or maybe

haha
ive had professors like that.

i had this one communications professor tell the class all about how much she loved reggae and bob marley and she said something a bit off, and i corrected her, and then we got into a mega reggae and rastafari discussion.

i think after that the whole class knew i was a mega pothead.

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink haha ive had professors like that. i had this one communications professor tell the class all about how much she loved reggae and bob marley and she said something a bit off, and i corrected her, and then we got into a mega reggae and rastafari discussion. i think after that the whole class knew i was a mega pothead.

I think the whole world knows you're a mega pothead.

Speaking of the class knowing...I went out for a quick cruise before one of my classes after lunch with a good buddy of mine. Just so happened he brough along some very very dank buds. The White Widow. We walked back into class and seriously people said the room filled up with the smell of bud, and this old staunch prof just stared at us, and proceeded to call on us every chance he had, the ******. We had the class in stiches though. I was blazzed over the top tho...i coulda been imagining it. maybe they were telling us to stfu.

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Originally posted by apostrophe PICNIC!!! woot. Bring beer.

HAhah yeah, I'm sure drinking beer in the zoo won't be a problem

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Originally posted by DJ Chrono HAhah yeah, I'm sure drinking beer in the zoo won't be a problem

Be a badass and smuggle it in.

Smuggle it in SIPPY CUPS, trust me, no one will ever suspect, or even ever talk to you (again).