*tables tu_face*
*throws a dead cat on Spad*

Be Weary O'Callaghans necked a crate of Kronenburg 1664 RAH!!!!!!!

**see's FASTDJMP3 stumble out of a building with the effect of CS Gas*

**locks and loads and guns him down with an M 16 assualt rifle**

**for acts of cruelty on animals Alienfactory is given some acid and put into a room with the work of Giger (swampers sig) he sees aliens (like the ones from the movies) and allsorts of fucked up shit and is scared shitless**

**Alienfactory is then removed and lobbed into a cage with one of them dead cats big relatives a Tiger**

**hands out drinks and drugs to the UKTA crew as they watch Alienfactory gets torn limb from limb**

RAH !

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*smilesas he see's his warriors sweeping through the montreal forum with no problem at all*

well done chaps

*quickly kicks fastdj in the ribs before walking off into the sunset*

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*returns from afghanistan via Japan, where they taught me how to do bonsai stuff . . .
Grabs hold of a CS gas affected fastdjmp3 and squeezes him into a tiny glass jar and screws on the lid, cool we got a bonsai fastdjmp3 !

*Throws the small glass jar containing fastdjmp3 into the nearest expanse of water . . . .

Bye Taha

he he he

well if they can do it to a kitten then why not to fastdjmp3 ?

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*does one of his atomic cabbage farts and gases everyone to stun them*

*proceeds to bash the montrealians(?) to death with two purple lettuces*

mwuahahaha

ps. LMFAO @ the kitten jar!

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*breaks the little jar (thanks to the madness*

*runs faster and faster to kick back tu_face on the ribs*

*climbs for the second time the Mont-Royal to call for help*

*takes his AWP and snipes O'CALLAGHAN's arse , you need surgery now BABY*

*wears his antigas mask , no more stinky farts from DuMondeTrAnCeR*

*calls the all-time best hockey team in the world THE MONTREAL CANADIENS nad gives them the order to slice the ukta crew's heads*

GO HABS GO !

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**has surgery on the wound and gets stiched up**

**tracks down FASTDJMP3 and guns him down with a gatting gun he ends up as a pile of shreaded guts and blood turns to Fasts remains 'now your in pieces for fuck sakes dude'**

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*milanster thinking..what the hell are the brits doing while everyone is busy with their exams??*

its a total loss if we lower our class to the brits and answer them coz they'll win us with their low class stupidity!

*just to shut them up*
*milanster fires a MEDIUM sized canadian missile towards the UK*
*the missile hits the UK...OH SHIT!! UK disappeared from earth!!! I never knew it was that small muhahaha!! ...damn that wasnt worth it!!*

*back to study*

quote:

Originally posted by milanster *just to shut them up* *milanster fires a MEDIUM sized canadian missile towards the UK* *the missile hits the UK...OH SHIT!! UK disappeared from earth!!! I never knew it was that small muhahaha!! ...damn that wasnt worth it!!*

that has to be the lamiest attack ive ever seen. even this is better

*pokes fastdjmp3 with a spoon*

someone just proved what i said!

Coup shut up or i will slap you with a 6GB GAME BOY (the LAME on u bought)

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"A style that's impossible to define. Prog? Hardly. Tech house? Not boring enough. It's like trippy twisted acid house but deep and funky. See, I told you - impossible."

*Apologizes to the UK TA's for being late to the battle again*

* Rolls FastDJMP3 in maple syrup and throws him in the polar bear pit at Montreal zoo *

* Puts on a fake Bob Marley wig, sneaks up behind milanster and whips him with his dreadlocks so he catches rasta fleas *

* looks around for some more montreal peeps to pick on but realizes they're all hiding scared *

* steals all the hockey sticks of the montreal canadiens and builds a meccano crane thing with them, and dumps a monsoon bucket full of Tesco's value baked beans on their heads *

*sits down in the main street with a can of tennent's super lager and waits for any of the besieged canadians to show their heads above the parapets *

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