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| quote: | Originally posted by SmellsExcellent
"hey look harry, if you move your arms like this it looks like youre running realy fast!"
"chose life" |
Dumb and Dumber, and Trainspotting.
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food in your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, nothing more than an embarassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life.
you gotta do the whole thing justice!
"Barry you should get out once in awhile, that could turn into a debilitating phobia."
"Yeah I'll look into that."
late/
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'That's like telling a Kodiak bear to stop fcking older men.'
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