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Originally posted by Moral Hazard Jay, I think the more shocking thing is the public masterbation. Maybe you and I went to very different beaches but I don't recall anyone fingering themselves when I was in Europe.

actually i did see one couple screwing on the beach... that was funny

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Originally posted by jester Everything in this country is illegal.

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Originally posted by [NFC]Wave Sounds like someone spent to much time at Guv in the corner late at night.... Now it's coming back to haunt her

I'm assuming you've seen those shows too

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Originally posted by naesean3 C'mon - what do you do in this type of situation????

enjoy it

That's the most fucked up thing i've ever heard.

I'd have probably started crying lol

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Originally posted by Pettiscool enjoy it

the surrealness of the situation and shock factor during left me with a feeling of reactionary numbness - in hindsight - by no means was I personally offended.......no little children were on the subway (that was a good thing!)........but some of the older people were visibly offended and walked off the subway car.

so to enjoy it???? someone on the subway car probably did (HA) - but want to see it again?.............maybe........but with a different actor playing the part (hot chick) and Ron Jeremy (stage left) egging her on........HOT ADVENTURES ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS!!!

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holy shit that's hilarious

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Originally posted by Crib holy shit that's hilarious

defintely tops the (toothless maw) asian lady that walks around Gerrard and Parliment asking you if "you want blow-job"!!

I was like "no thanks - got one last night" she said "FUCK YOU THEN!"
I said "sure - for you - I charge 200 bucks"........she walked away and asked the next person on the street the same thing and the next........somebody got "gummer" that day I am sure of it!

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So she wasn't hot, then?

But was she wet, Sean? (how good a look did you get/take at her parts...

hahahahaha, a chick pulling on her vagina/labia and masterbating in the subway, even if she was un-hot, that'd still be highly amsuing!

Brilliant, I love TO!

Jem.

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Originally posted by Jem_hadar So she wasn't hot, then? But was she wet, Sean? (how good a look did you get/take at her parts... hahahahaha, a chick pulling on her vagina/labia and masterbating in the subway, even if she was un-hot, that'd still be highly amsuing! Brilliant, I love TO! Jem.

was sitting right next to her when I first got on........she got up I just sat there listening to the beats on the player and low and behold (HCCR - Alright -(IS EVERYTHING COOL? - ALRIGHT - WHAT HAPPENED?) started playing - perfect soundtrack to the unfolding events.......

so yes a very good look.......no outward signs of body lubricant (thank FUCK!) but I could not help but stare at her hands thinking of the crazy shit she must subject them to.......meh........IF HANDS COULD TALK!!

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Originally posted by naesean3 so yes a very good look.......no outward signs of body lubricant (thank FUCK!) but I could not help but stare at her hands thinking of the crazy shit she must subject them to.......meh........IF HANDS COULD TALK!!

Was she more of an outie or an innie vagina??

just curious

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Originally posted by Jem_hadar Was she more of an outie or an innie vagina?? just curious

ROFLMAO....YOU KILL ME DUDE I LOVE YOU

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Originally posted by Jem_hadar Was she more of an outie or an innie vagina?? just curious

jus like baby bear's porridge as Goldilocks would say..........JUST RIGHT!! (would have thought of you tho Jem - if she had PULLED UP HER SHIRT!!!)


more innie than outie!

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