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Originally posted by Aiwendil Have you been checking out my tailpipe... That's a...a.....PIPE DREAM! Get it...fucking would entail an um...plus earlier about my ear canal and dreaming....and ah...... BANG, ZOOM, STRAIGHT TO THE MOOOOOOOOON!

I'd like to change your oil.

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Originally posted by jennypie I'd like to change your oil.

I think I just blew a gasket!

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Addy fo SHADDY ! hiccup, KA pladdy.

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Originally posted by Aiwendil I think I just blew a gasket!

I told you to aim AWAY from my windshield.


*sigh*

Wait wait...we're talking about sex right?...

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Addy fo SHADDY ! hiccup, KA pladdy.

Yes. Lubed up porno sex.

Oh okay...so like...where were we...so my friend has a big "squeegee"...he can clean your "windshield" right up. I'll just be over there playing with my secret "laser". Tee hee heee heeee o so notty.







Who am I kidding, i've never had sex nor do I have a friend.

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Addy fo SHADDY ! hiccup, KA pladdy.

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Originally posted by Aiwendil Oh okay...so like...where were we...so my friend has a big "squeegee"...he can clean your "windshield" right up. I'll just be over there playing with my secret "laser". Tee hee heee heeee o so notty.

Laser? Come on now, "stick shift" would have been much more appropriate.

I expect more from you.

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Originally posted by jennypie Laser? Come on now, "stick shift" would have been much more appropriate. I expect more from you.

I prefer "laser" or in an extreme circumstance, "tractor beam". Get it, "laser"? "Tractor beam"?....I was makin' a reference to...nevermind...eeyurrh. 'Cuz in my humble opinion, the "car" thing ran out of "gas" a long time ago...so.....I WENT THERE OKAY. I CALLED IT A FRIKKIN' "LASER". STOP LOOKING AT ME.

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Addy fo SHADDY ! hiccup, KA pladdy.

Last edited by Aiwendil on Nov-11-2005 at 13:12

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Originally posted by Aiwendil I prefer "laser" or in an extreme circumstance, "tractor beam". Get it, "laser"? "Tractor beam"?....I was makin' a reference to...nevermind...eeyurrh. 'Cuz in my humble opinion, the "car" thing ran out of "gas" a long time ago...so.....I WENT THERE OKAY. I CALLED IT A FRIKKIN' "LASER". STOP LOOKING AT ME.

Well I guess I just can't keep up with all your references, throw me a frikkin' bone here!




Hahah..."bone"...

AAAH!

Yes I will indeed do that...in the connotation that I will help you should you need any assistance in understanding something.......

Where's your boyfriend's email so I can tell him on you. Um...tell you on him. Err...tell on you to him.

Okay i'm not an advocate of this stuff. Take it to PM you stupid muthafockers. Wait. I'm one of those stupid mothafocacks. :/

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Originally posted by Aiwendil Okay i'm not an advocate of this stuff. Take it to PM you stupid muthafockers. Wait. I'm one of those stupid mothafocacks. :/

Aww.. just when it was getting hot :/

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