Maybe the male aliens just dont have any sperm so they have to abduct male humans & jack them off to get a jar full of spunk & then proceed to wipe a handfull of the spunk onto the females mouth (as they dont have any genitals) & the female alien then burps out a baby alien squid thing onto the floor.

The squid thing will probably wiggle around of the space deck for a few months until it grows legs & can make its own anal probe for a small intergalactic business interprise.

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communicating and having a drink with them sounds more agreeable to me. I wouldn't mind availing myself of their spaceship, however.

It's a hovering craft. Why wouldn't I come in and poke around for awhile?

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haven't you seen the abduction in Fire In The Sky? If you have, have you reckoned the abduction?

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Originally posted by AlphaStarred haven't you seen the abduction in Fire In The Sky? If you have, have you reckoned the abduction?

Nope, havn't.

Pzz bitches. We out!

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Nahson, first they quell you with an insufferable light which stops your heart for a space..then you wax awake to a set of ineffable creatures and are fettered onto a mobile platform, and all you are capable of thinking to yourself is, "either this must be a nightmare or i am already dead."

That's deep.

This thread hits pretty close to home cuz I've been abducted about five times. The first few times, the aliens were gently and loving as they probed me. But now it just seems like they ram the ****** in there, make me shoot, and throw me me in whatever goddamn cow pasture they feel like. YOU ALIEN F@CKERS I HOPE YOU'RE READING THIS, CUZ YOU BROKE MY HEART ASSHOLES!

What a liar you were never abducted by aliens you just fell down at Crobar and injured your thumb!

like I said they haven't been gently lately, sorry for calling crow bar a cow pasture

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Originally posted by glass like I said they haven't been gently lately, sorry for calling crow bar a cow pasture