best part is he slept on the couch. and she slept in HIS bed

I love the word "strumpet". Ever since I've read Hamlet (I think that's where Shakespeare used it), I always use that word as an stealth diss. It fucking rules cause girls have no idea what it means till they look it up.

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Originally posted by Cosmic Fur I love the word "strumpet". Ever since I've read Hamlet (I think that's where Shakespeare used it), I always use that word as an stealth diss. It fucking rules cause girls have no idea what it means till they look it up.

Hahah you too? Fuck yes!

Also throwing "trollop" into the mix.

great...

where the hell is my dictionary

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy best part is he slept on the couch. and she slept in HIS bed

hahahaha!!! i usually pull that off, the other way around... and they never end up sleeping on the couch, interestingly enough.

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Originally posted by Mortyman I thought I learnt my lesson once, but last night it happened again. First, she pulls me aside and wants to have "the talk" with me about where we are and what's goin on. Everything is settled that we are cool with each other and that's why I can still bring her to a party. Now, this is a RECENT split, like within the week.... I have no choice but to just stand there like I don't even know her so she can do her thing. I'm the jelous type, and still am not... but it's all about RESPECT! If you're gonna get numbers or give yours out, atleast go for a walk somewhere else, not RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME I pretty much avoided all contact with the opposite sex last night just because I didn't want her to think that I'm saying one thing and doing another. I respected the fact that I was there with HER! This is what we talked about. She gave no sign that I was even with her all night when other guys hit on her, which I'm fine with, cause it happens, but everytime a girl talked to me for more than 5 minutes, she was right there reaching for my arm. Chicks.. I tell ya! Sorry. I just feel like I wasn't respected and I'm pissed off and I just need to vent!

100 bonus points for you. You acted like a real gentlemen. If I were you I would sever all ties and end it on good terms. Keeping an ex around is like wearing your underwear twice. Feels clean the first time around, but after a while, you rofl.

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy yeah and dude, if she isnt anything to u whats the big deal in sleeping in the same bed with her? just dont pull any moves and sleep

OR make her sleep on the couch

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Originally posted by Mortyman I pretty much avoided all contact with the opposite sex last night

You lost right here. Be yourself, do what YOU wanna do, because
thats EXACTLY what she's gonna do (as she already did)

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Originally posted by Mortyman I thought I learnt my lesson once, but last night it happened again. First, she pulls me aside and wants to have "the talk" with me about where we are and what's goin on. Everything is settled that we are cool with each other and that's why I can still bring her to a party. Now, this is a RECENT split, like within the week. By the end of the night she's got, and I counted 4.. yes 4 guys coming to her and she's giving out her phone number, getting thiers and swapping emails and all that jazz. I have no choice but to just stand there like I don't even know her so she can do her thing. I'm the jelous type, and still am not... but it's all about RESPECT! If you're gonna get numbers or give yours out, atleast go for a walk somewhere else, not RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME I pretty much avoided all contact with the opposite sex last night just because I didn't want her to think that I'm saying one thing and doing another. I respected the fact that I was there with HER! This is what we talked about. She gave no sign that I was even with her all night when other guys hit on her, which I'm fine with, cause it happens, but everytime a girl talked to me for more than 5 minutes, she was right there reaching for my arm. Chicks.. I tell ya! Sorry. I just feel like I wasn't respected and I'm pissed off and I just need to vent!

Wow, sounds like you didn't learn your lesson AT ALL. What the hell were you thinking?

1) You took your ex out less than a week after breaking up, and you claim you are the "jealous type". You're OBVIOUSLY still not over the relationship, what did you think was going to happen? Things are NOT cool within a week after a breakup - EVER.

2) You allowed her to give you "the talk", after you had already broken up, instead of brushing her off and saying "bitch, you whined and cried for me to take you out tonight, don't try to tell me what I'm allowed to do".

3) You sat around while she whored her number out in an obvious attempt to make you jealous, instead of (a) walking away, leaving her to find her own way home and her own place to stay, or (b) hitting on the other girls.

4) You let her "reach for your arm" every time you talked to another girl instead of pulling it away and telling her "hey, don't get in my way, it's over remember!?" She's your EX, not your girlfriend, you're supposed to be talking to other girls!

5) You TOOK HER HOME afterwards and let her sleep in YOUR BED, with no sex! At the very least, you should have boned her and given her the 6 AM walk of shame!

Being this kind of a doormat, I'm willing to wager that *she* broke up with *you*. Grow some balls!

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so many guys are doormats and that only makes it harder for the honest guys out there.

A NOTE TO ALL YOU EMASCULATED GUYS OUT THERE... BEING A GENTLEMAN DOES NOT MEAN BEING A SUCKER

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Originally posted by jester Everything in this country is illegal.

"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery…" Winston Churchill

‎"If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law" - Winston Churchill

sorry to say that but it looks like she just knows how to play the game better than you!

dont be a game player but most importantly dont be played by the game.

Its easier than you think. You might meet a few less women but the ones you do meet are amazing and better people.

i stay away from head game playing, selfish materialistic people in general.

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Originally posted by jester Everything in this country is illegal.

"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery…" Winston Churchill

‎"If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law" - Winston Churchill