LOL this thread is hilarious. Normally I always check to make sure there's at least an extra roll of toilet paper to go that extra mile in case of a manly load. But you are right Coup, sometimes you never know when you will need it.
I never thought I would share this story but here goes. My worst experience ever was when I went to this rave one time in the absolute dirtiest venue ever. This place was digusting with toilets overflowing, no ventilation, wet floors and NO toilet paper. Anyways, that night I had to go BADLY but there's no way I was gonna do it there so I told my friends I'd be back and went out to find a nearby coffee shop. I raced down the street a few blocks away and finally found one (barely made it). Burst into the coffee shop and headed straight for the washroom. Made it and let out a huge sigh of relief. There wasn't too much paper left as I used some to pad the toilet seat before I sat down...I didn't care that there was no paper because I was about to explode. Anyways to make a long story short, I had to 'freshen up' by using my undies.
The shop owner kept banging at the washroom door wondering what the hell I was doing because I was taking so long (this was 4 in the morning, so I think he thought I was shooting up or something.) He kept heckling me and I kept telling him I'd be right out) I got P'O ed and dumped my undies into the garbage can LOL. After I opened the door he and some members of his staff was standing outside. I just nonchalantly walked out and headed out on my way back to the rave. God I feel sorry for the person changing the garbage, but oh well.
Jan-25-2002 02:15
JM
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Dec 2000
Location: Seattle, USA
quote:
Originally posted by Ur Dream Grl dwammmmmmm... this thread keeps getting better and better.. heheheh
k guys./. but i got an idea...
how about this??
if u ever go through this situation.... all u have to do is simply wipe it off with ur underwear... and throw the underwear out...
i am sure mr weeney would love to hang lose and free.... hehehehe
xoxo Ur Dream Grl
hehe my friend (well ex friend) has to stop at a gas station and lets just say he "let go" before he was able to sit down.......easy to say he was "hanging loose" the rest of the trip home, while i had a good laugh for hours
yeah worst case scenario, wipe with boxers and throw them away....
>JM<
Jan-25-2002 04:58
Vivid Boy
TA's GodFather
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: T.O
ok heres another
since we're talking abt shits....has this ever happened to you? you go on the pooper do ur business get up and the POOP is GONE!?!??! that freaks the shit out of me....i have to look around to make sure it didnt find its way out of the toilet or something......i think its a guvernment conspiracy...I HATE GHOST SHITS!
Jan-25-2002 06:32
dj_mdma
I'm on HarderFaster now.
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Posh Twickenham
Re: ok heres another
quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy since we're talking abt shits....has this ever happened to you? you go on the pooper do ur business get up and the POOP is GONE!?!??! that freaks the shit out of me....i have to look around to make sure it didnt find its way out of the toilet or something......i think its a guvernment conspiracy...I HATE GHOST SHITS!
LOL
I never used the school toilets. Ever. THey were skank! IF I really needed to go then I'd hold it in and wait til I get home. No way was I gonna sit on THAT seat!
Funny Post m8 . theres a few things you can do .........
1. Get the toliet roll carboard roll you know the one left at the end , rip it in half and slide it across your ring , and collect necessary peanuts , then flush.
2. Don't wipe it , just keep your bum cheeks together , and wait 10 minz and give it a wash.
3. Use your hand , flush the loo first then with fresh water comming out do a beeda thingy . Now cmon its only poo , use the bit on your hand , then wash after of course.
nice :]
Jan-25-2002 12:43
Ur Dream Grl
The Lizard Lady
Registered: Jun 2001
Location: Ft. lauderdale (USA)
Re: ok heres another
quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy since we're talking abt shits....has this ever happened to you? you go on the pooper do ur business get up and the POOP is GONE!?!??! that freaks the shit out of me....i have to look around to make sure it didnt find its way out of the toilet or something......i think its a guvernment conspiracy...I HATE GHOST SHITS!
ewwwwwwwww... now that is dusgusting./. oimagine if it got cought on ur shirt or something.. hahahahahahahhaahahhahahaha
xoxo Ur Dream Grl
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Jan-27-2002 00:24
Spad
wise sage of the forest
Registered: Jun 2001
Location: Chesterfield ,UK
Re: ok heres another
quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy since we're talking abt shits....has this ever happened to you? you go on the pooper do ur business get up and the POOP is GONE!?!??! that freaks the shit out of me....i have to look around to make sure it didnt find its way out of the toilet or something......i think its a guvernment conspiracy...I HATE GHOST SHITS!
A few years back on a mates birthday we all went out and got absolutly hammered to the point of being shitfaced. Anyway at one point during the walk home my mate needed a shit and having nowhere to go he squatted in somebodys garden. After he did it, turned around and it wasn't there! Odd he thought but being drunk didn't really worry too much.
Anyway we carry on home, next day he wakes up goes to take a shower and finds his turn in his trouser leg. He'd basically sqatted, taken a shit which fell into his jeans then pulled them back up and carried on oblivious.
I'll have to remember to ask him how he wiped his arse tho, might have a good tip.
Jan-27-2002 00:36
Cosmo
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jun 2001
Location: Odessa, Ukraine
quote:
Use my hand and then wipe it on the wall, that'll learn not to leave any toilet paper in the can.
Ha-ha-ha!!!
And btw, does anybody know how this 3 shells worked in "DEMOLITION MAN" with Sylvester Stallone?
Originally posted by Cosmo
Ha-ha-ha!!!
And btw, does anybody know how this 3 shells worked in "DEMOLITION MAN" with Sylvester Stallone?
haha i remember that!...(dont seem very efficient if u ask me)
>JM< 3 shells.....
Jan-27-2002 07:36
j_spot
retired
Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Calgary
I must ask, why has nobody commented on the pics I posted?
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Jan-27-2002 10:09
Coup
Retired
Registered: May 2001
Location: England, UK
hahaha im in stitches reading some of u lot, too many to quote, yeah someone must no how the 3 sea shells work! lol! keep it comming
Jan-28-2002 14:30
TranceMasterUk
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Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Glasgow
omfg lmfao
quote:
A few years back on a mates birthday we all went out and got absolutly hammered to the point of being shitfaced. Anyway at one point during the walk home my mate needed a shit and having nowhere to go he squatted in somebodys garden. After he did it, turned around and it wasn't there! Odd he thought but being drunk didn't really worry too much.
Anyway we carry on home, next day he wakes up goes to take a shower and finds his turn in his trouser leg. He'd basically sqatted, taken a shit which fell into his jeans then pulled them back up and carried on oblivious.
I'll have to remember to ask him how he wiped his arse tho, might have a good tip.
i laughed my ass off at this, i just imagined it in my head,lmao
ahhhh great thread,
iv had some laugh here today
or something.) He kept heckling me and I kept telling him I'd be right out) I got P'O ed and dumped my undies into the garbage can LOL. After I opened the door he and some members of his staff was standing outside. I just nonchalantly walked out and headed out on my way back to the rave. God I feel sorry for the person changing the garbage, but oh well.
uch me
