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Originally posted by Nemesis44 Can anyone tell me which is better... I'm looking to buy a DJM 600 and someone told me that the black version sets fire to your vinyle when you are not looking. Then someone told me something about the silver one, it apparantely insults your cat... I'm so confused I don't know what to do?

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Originally posted by Nemesis44 In PvDs case this has nothing to do with Ableton... apparently he was dropped in a big vat of valium when he was a kid. Can anyone tell me which is better... I'm looking to buy a DJM 600 and someone told me that the black version sets fire to your vinyle when you are not looking. Then someone told me something about the silver one, it apparantely insults your cat... I'm so confused I don't know what to do? Cheers Mong

now thats as random as it gets

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Originally posted by Nemesis44 Can anyone tell me which is better... I'm looking to buy a DJM 600 and someone told me that the black version sets fire to your vinyle when you are not looking. Then someone told me something about the silver one, it apparantely insults your cat... I'm so confused I don't know what to do?

I hear the silver one also steals candy from babies. Just a rumour though.

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Originally posted by Mr.Mystery I hear the silver one also steals candy from babies. Just a rumour though.

no thats a tech 1200, as apposed to the 1210 which impregnates young girls!

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Originally posted by wee_rooney no thats a tech 1200, as apposed to the 1210 which impregnates young girls!

I KNEW IT!!!


ps: nice sig, joris voorn kicks ass!

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Originally posted by Clovis86 Just get some bongo drums and one TT. When the record playing comes to an end...play the bongos in sync to it as best you can. After it ends, use one foot and one hand to keep playing the bongos, and then change the record, beatmatch it, and mix in, using one hand. Unless you wanna be a n00b and acually use TWO turntables

Funniest post in a while. Nice one

Everyone here has done a fine job in this thread. hats off.

Now I have to stop my Xone 32 from drinking all my beer...what a bastard.

I'll be in the middle of a mix and the ******'s mic input pops out and gulps down my cocktail...doesnt even leave a tip.

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

I thought my mixer was overheating a bit, so I drilled some air holes to it so it could cool off. Now it doesn't work at all anymore.

Is it still under warranty?

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Originally posted by wee_rooney no thats a tech 1200, as apposed to the 1210 which impregnates young girls!

only black ones

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My friend is sharing his needles with a couple of other djs, and i was just wondering this this type of behaviour can spread TW. TW, or "train wrecks" is apparently a growing concern among djs...

Also, I bought some ableton at the liqour store, it tasted great with coke, but did nothing for my mixing abilities! Sasha really is a genius is that stuff makes him mix better!

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okay can some one please tell me why my mixer isnt working...

i meen i bought a DJX-700 so that i could have beat counters, but it never works my mixer never changes the beat or even counts them for that matter... damn, but for some odd reason my EFX thing is always stuck on error, it sucks and it sounds like its not doing anything

fuck man i knew i should have gone with that Gemini KM-130 rotary

Nice to see a bit of banter going on in here.. about time there was a completely random and WAY OT thread in here..

lol some of the posts are brilliant!

nelly