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biches love me because I don't call them "bitches" or hit them.
I write romantic songs like this one:
My skin is white
But my neck is red
I put miracle whip on my wonderbread
My face is pale
I ain't never been in jail
Me and Buffy spend every winter in Vail
How many bitches have I slapped?
None! Zero!
And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero
I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm
Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with him!
I can't dance
I wear khaki pants
My middle name's Lance
My grandma's from France
So maybe I'm wack, cuz my skin ain't black
But you can't talk smack
Cuz whitey just struck back!!
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| quote: | | No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true. |
--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)
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