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DigDeep
SleazEaddict

Registered: May 2002
Location: Toronto, Ontario
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| quote: | Originally posted by Dopey
and how come ppl with fat faces become promoters, dont ppl ask u when u tell them about the party "hey are other fat faced ppl gona be at this party?" oh wait u promote on the internet. |
this statement, i really took to heart. so i went out lastnight, and looked for a party to go to, with perhaps, other fat faced people. low and behold, i could not find a single one. i felt so alone. at that very moment, a young, slim faced girl approached me and asked why i looked so blue. it was then i told her about this mean bully 'dopey', who picked on me for having a fatter face than the rest of the kids. she said that my face was perfect, but if i wanted to fit in with the rest of the kids at the party, i should take a couple of pills. 'pills?' i asked. she responded with 'yes, these are e's that have a face shrinking ingredient, and they also make you very happy'. needless to say, i was ecstatic! i then asked her for half of a dozen of these miracle pills, and began to mingle with the other slim faced party people. after a few hours, i made a trip to the washroom. i glanced at myself in the mirror, and wouldnt you know, my face was now a lot slimmer! she was right! what a kind person she was. on top of that i had the energy of a jack rabbit, and the music was delightful. so upon hitting the dancefloor, i asked the girl for some more pills, but this time, i cut right to the chase and grabbed a dozen. i danced to my hearts content, and before i knew it the lights came on, and the night was over.
i had a picture taken during the night so i could post it as my new avatar, and throw it in dopey's face! see dopey? i now have an attractive, slim, sexual face. other than being a little depressed from dropping close to twenty pills in one night, my face is slimmer and trimmer than ever.
thanks dopey, thanks for motivating me to become a promoter that stands out from the rest.... one who can now blend in with the rest of society, and not be ridiculed or called a chipmunk with nuts in my cheeks. this dopey, is something special you have done for me.
Sincerely,
the new, and improved Floorwhore

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Apr-05-2006 13:50
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DigitalMP
W.T.F., mate?
Registered: Jul 2003
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Apr-05-2006 14:28
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DigDeep
SleazEaddict

Registered: May 2002
Location: Toronto, Ontario
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Apr-05-2006 14:32
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