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Originally posted by RapidFire homework. Im not a homework type of person

shit, i haven't done busy homework for a long time now

can never get bored without thinking about depression

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

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Originally posted by josh4 Yeah, I'd be depressed too if I was French.

hahah!!

I made it to the gym, woot.

• I can't seem to finish what I begin (plus, I'm a procrastinator)
  
• I can't keep my room tidy/organised.
  
• I can't take things seriously most of the time.
  

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink LOL! i usually have the ability to control my piss stream.......but when it splits into 2 or even 3 separate streams....I can never seem to stop pissing..... Even if one stream is hitting the toilet, the other the floor, and the last all over my pants- I can't stop pissing! So i end up cleaning it up while crying

I feel with your pain dude.
this calls out for a "multi-pissstream alliance"

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Originally posted by Meat187 Because "American Football" is neither played with a ball nor with your feet. It should be called Handegg.

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Originally posted by Coup can never wash up (dishes) without chucking water all over me

got apron?

edit: i never can make a post without editing it.

edit edit: i can't make myself like josh4 no matter how i try.

edit edit edit: Lira I'm a procrastinator too

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Originally posted by igottaknow got apron?

blokes dont wear aprons.

like u Lira i can't keep my room tidy ....it's always so messy it sucks for a girl

i can't eat with chopsticks when im an asian restaurant

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ps :wick sucks dicks !

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Originally posted by Coup blokes dont wear aprons.

but aren't you gay?

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Originally posted by igottaknow but aren't you gay?

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Originally posted by CranberryJuice like u Lira i can't keep my room tidy ....it's always so messy it sucks for a girl

Hehe, must be annoying indeed: I never understood why people expect girls to be more organised anyway

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Originally posted by CranberryJuice i can't eat with chopsticks when im an asian restaurant

Reminds me of my friends pulling my leg: although I'm left-handed, I now eat with chopsticks using my right hand thanks to them.

This happened because I was at a mate's house and his parents are very traditional. When I held the chopsticks with the left hand, they told me it was unrespectful, and I should use the left hand to hold the plate and the right hand should go with the chopsticks.

It was so difficult at first that I had to put a lot of effort into it and now I can use my right hand without problems (I still suck at using my left hand with chopsticks though ).

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Originally posted by makija can never go out without geting in a fight can never eat food without droping it on my lap

hahaah i can back that up...the fighting part 100% true people...trouble just follows u makija

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