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Originally posted by Ygrene Hahahaha, you're responses are awesome, my thoughts exactly! Those bastard kids aren't very responsive to shitty magic tricks. The best thing to do here is just to make the kid disappear.

hahahahaha

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Originally posted by DigitalMP I would leave leave her $100 and be upfront and honest about what happened, so she could deal with the issues accordingly. If you're in this deep (which isn't much at all since the problems can be fixed) honesty is all that will save you. Also, make sure you tell her you were toking in her kitchen before her dad does. Tell him you were outside but you were cooking something and ran in to check on it when her dad came in. The honesty will overshadow the irresponsibility, becuase the last thing she'll want is surprises, in which case you'll have no credibility in her mind. However, you're probably at work, and she's walking in the house now. Game over.

i hope her dad isn't Jack Bauer. Not even Chloe could save him.

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UPDATE!!!!!!!!!

k so i couldnt fix the toilet. i managed to get all the overflown water out of there and just left it at is. i figured it would be a while before they used that bathroom anyway cus i was staying in the guest bedroom and the house has 6 bathrooms so by the time they flush it and it overflows on them theyll prolly just think it was them right?

as far as the rug is concerned....i managed to clean up most of the pee pee stain but it was still really noticable. i decided to bite the bullet and just admit that my dog pissed on it. so i left her and her husband a note saying sorry with 50 bucks and a bottle of expensive booze PLUS a buncha groceries in their fridge.

so she comes into work today and goes "ivannnnnn that rug is the most expensive thing in my whole house!" but she wasnt mad cus she's spilled red wine on in, her dog threw up on it, and her kid took spilled soda on it too. she says its cursed. so she gave me back my 50 bucks and brought me back a bottle of tequila from mexico. she made no mention of me smoking weed in the house but her husband emailed me and wrote: "i shoulda told you where i keep my secret cigars..." so i think the dad might of told them but theyre cool with it.

i rock at house sitting