The only thing I got a spanking for from my mom was opening a package of my sister's easy bake oven cake mix and dumping it on the floor.

My dad chased me around with a belt when he found out I used his cheques for play.

I was a very well behaved child.

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oh man i can't recall a spacific event but i remeber i learned at a very young age that my father had a very havy hand and i use to get my ass beaten stilly sometimes .... i guess cuz i was a big brat

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My sister was pissing me off one day, so when she decided to go out bike riding with her friend, I hid behind the mail box to surprise her. She rode right by and I ran up and knocked her off the bike!! Her body skidded across the pavement (funny sight)

SHe was so pissed that she stood up to take a swing at me...she missed and I knocked her down, kicked her in the mouth so hard that her braces and teeth went THROUGH her upper lip!!
"AH F*CK I'M IN TROUBLE!!!" >

$2000 in dental damages, 3 hours in the ergency room, and ER bills later, my father beat me so hard that I had to breathe thru a paper bag bc he had knocked the wind outta me....I didn't see daylight (cept for school) For AGES!!!!

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i was not a bad kid.

but a bad teenager.

drinking and stealing were the worst things.

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Originally posted by Frenchina LOL!!! That made me laugh for a good 5 minutes! 5 minutes well spent.

Hahaha I used to come up with some crazy lies when I was younger.


One time me and my friend went and picked all of those little crab apples off my neighbors tree....when he found out he went and asked my mom about it, who in turn asked me, and I told her that I had seen aliens come down and pick off all the apples.

I was helping my neighbour with the yardwork for the rest of that summer....

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Originally posted by KaiLee Hahaha I used to come up with some crazy lies when I was younger. One time me and my friend went and picked all of those little crab apples off my neighbors tree....when he found out he went and asked my mom about it, who in turn asked me, and I told her that I had seen aliens come down and pick off all the apples. I was helping my neighbour with the yardwork for the rest of that summer....

Haha, that's awesome! When in doubt, blame it on the aliens!

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Originally posted by KaiLee Hahaha I used to come up with some crazy lies when I was younger.

Man my sister and i used to collaberate on lies...

My mom would be asking us what happened and it would be like:

Me: " well we were on our way home but there was a train and..."

My sis : " and then its stopped.. and had to back ALL the way back up and then after 3 times it finally started moving again but..."

Me: " by the time it was gone and we could cross there tracks it had been like 20 mins and THAT is why we are late!"

haha even though we ALWAYS were fighting when it came to one or both of us getting in trouble we always had eachothers back..haha

Nikki

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i was 6, my brother was 8 or 9. he stabbed me in the head with a batman action figure, sharp lil bat horns and all. so naturally, i hit him with something, happened to be the NES system that was un-plugged. and he went down like a sack o shite.

Mum didn't beleive in the wooden spoon, nay nay. she liked the cord from the electric frying pan.

she asked me " how many times did you hit him?"

i answered truthfully. " one"

So she lifted up the back of my shirt, threw me over the old knee, and lashed me ONCE with that cord, and anyone who owns one, knows it has a metal tong on the end where it would plug in. Well, that was the end of that argument. no groundings. but shit i learned quick.

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Footballs' Comin Home....

I remember my dad used to pull out the leather belt with the metal buckle when we did something bad.

One time he pulled it out and I took off....he chased me into the woods behind our house and I climbed up a tree as fast as a cat. My dad was too heavy to climb up the tree so he just stood at the bottom of the tree yelling at me. I sat up in that tree quite a bit after it became dark out.

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the martial arts story was the best. I laughed my ass off.

ahahahaha this is such a good thread!

another thing that i did:

one summer, i was at my cottage...swimming in the lake. the neighbours have 2 sons who had a crush on me for the longest time. they always would look outside to see if i was swimming. and if i was, they would run down the beach and swim with me. I could never swim in peace because of them. anyways, we were in the water and Jonathan looks at me and says, "Katie, I have something that I have wanted to ask you for a very long time." I looked at him in the eyes and said "no, don't bother me, I'm trying to swim right now." He seemed quite discouraged, but continued...he was like, "Katie, I have loved you for many years, and it would make me so happy if you would be my girlfriend..." I dove under the water, grabbed a huge handful of mud, and threw it in his face!!! he started to cry. Then his brother had the nerve to say..."Katie, what about me? would you be MY girlfriend?" I sid "go home before i do the same thing to you!!! so they both ran down the beach crying...

then their mother came over and told my mum what I did, and that Jonathan couldn't open his eyes because there was a bunch of sand in them. I got in soooooo much trouble for that one....

But I did other mean things to them. I remember trying to sell them clams for like $5 each. i told them that they were magic clams. they gave me the money, but then i had to give it back after their mum came and yelled at me because apparently they stole it from her purse!