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Originally posted by Floorwhore bowl splash can be diverted with a single layer of toilet paper placed along the surface of the water. just make sure you have good aim, or else it could be disasterous.

this method can also be used in diverting the car wash crew by constructing a barrier with sketchbags found littered around the guv complex

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while we're on the topic of shit..... why is it that when you eat corn, it always finds a way to sneak out the brown starfish INTACT, where as if you eat peas.... well, they vanish. does it have something to do with its genetic makeup, color, or is it just cause peas suck and i never eat them?

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your digestive system cannot break down the "shell" (whatever it's called) of a kernel of corn.

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Originally posted by Floorwhore lol. gimmie a break. if you were a washroom attendent, wouldn't you endulge a little?

I don't blame the guy at all, how else would you put up with the E shit stank.

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Originally posted by Floorwhore Unless of course you're doing the club-dump (or better known as 'clump')..... where the 'hover-crap' technique is highly recommended.

You gotta be there just after the club opens to mininmize vomit and feces all over the place in the stall.

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Originally posted by 5hiftn6ears Well, in mens rooms they have urinals...so unless they're doing a bump off their dong, I have a pretty good clue what their doing.

Dong bumps are the best way to do it!
I heard they actually get you higher.

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