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Original of the "Joke" can be read here:
| quote: | Arti was a real looser. Every job, every idea he ever had turned
out wrong. He thought to himself, if I went into business for
myself, maybe, just maybe I can do well. He thought and he
thought, what could he do. It came to him, he would be a HIT MAN.
The next day he put a classified ad in the newspaper reading...I
am Arti, I will be your HIT MAN give me a call and I will kill
anyone you want rubbed out.
Well that very day Arti receives his first call. The caller asks
if it were true that Arti would indeed kill anyone and Arti
assured him that was the case.
The man told Arti he wanted his wife killed. Arti said, "Fine,
but how much will you pay me." The man replied, "$1.00." Arti
said, "No way, bullets cost more than that. The man replied,
"Look take it or leave it, many people would kill my wife for
free but I don't want to be obligated."
Arti thought it over and figured he could use the practice so he
said, "OK, tell me about your wife, how can I find her?"
The man said, "In the produce department at Food-Mart, every day
at four o'clock she is there, she wears a yellow outfit and is
always complaining about something.
Arti decides that he will go there and choke her at least it will
save himself the cost of bullets. Sure enough she is in the
produce department of Food-Mart complaining about the fruit being either too hard or
too soft. Arti reaches behind her and chokes her as she fall to the floor
she makes a gasp, the manager of the produce department turns
around and sees what has happened and calls out. Arti lunges at
the manager and chokes him. Just as the manager falls to the
floor a lady sees what has happened and screams out. Arti grabs
her chokes her and runs out of the supermarket. Of course, he is captured.
What does the headline of the newspaper read?
ARTI-CHOKES THREE FOR A DOLLAR AT FOOD-MART! |
Source: http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/4256/junlim27.html
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I dont know if its just me....?
I must be out of it.
