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Originally posted by Yan I don't care about their/your sob stories. If I'm treated above average, there's a tip.

"ok here is ur coffee... btw nice hair, sucky sucky free? me love u long time yan!"


*yan gives 2 dollar tip*

/sad story

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

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Originally posted by Lira I just found it funny that both of us have resorted to the same source at (almost) the same time This thread reminds me of a barista at my university. Everytime I order a cappuccino, he brings me hot chocolate. The hot chocolate becomes a free bonus, in the end

Heheh the barista at my uni is my best mate since I helped her out with cigarettes for like a whole day when she left her pack at home. Now when the manager isn't watching she just peeks around the corner and goes "Oi!! Feel lik a latte?!!... Coming right up!"

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Originally posted by nchs09 "ok here is ur coffee... btw nice hair, sucky sucky free? me love u long time yan!" *yan gives 2 dollar tip* /sad story

Fuck that. It's my belief that if they work at a joint like that, they're dirty.

The nice hair comment would have netted a nice tip.

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Originally posted by astroboy Heheh the barista at my uni is my best mate since I helped her out with cigarettes for like a whole day when she left her pack at home. Now when the manager isn't watching she just peeks around the corner and goes "Oi!! Feel lik a latte?!!... Coming right up!"

Hah, that's ace!

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Originally posted by Yan Fuck that. It's my belief that if they work at a joint like that, they're dirty. The nice hair comment would have netted a nice tip.

i know the way to yans heart

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

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Originally posted by nchs09 i know the way to yans heart

You heard it here first:

I'll be straightening my hair to see how that look goes for me.

If it doesn't work out, I'm getting a haircut!

All this should go down within the next month.

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Originally posted by Nou in

LOOK AT ME EVERYBODY!

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike LOOK AT ME EVERYBODY!

::full attention on Mikey::

K. Now what?

reasons not to tip your local barista:

1. her name is citric_acid




GG!

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Originally posted by citric_acid edit** oh and u trying being hit on by a bunch of 40 year olds all day, gets pathetic, and sometimes quite disturbing

fun huh?
I get it at the pool I lifeguard at

yey. hawtness.
and no, the "i'm pretending to drown" doesn't work w me.

good tip for her would be...

don't use MSN on your cell phone

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Originally posted by igottaknow good tip for her would be... don't use MSN on your cell phone

ok i thought mine was kinda funny, but pwnies!